Biden Tearfully Gives Queen One Final Sniff

by Psychosomatic to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake One

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

by HongKongPhooey to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy

by hfxB0oyA to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming

by Rob3122 to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Gideons Now Smuggling Thomas Sowell Books Into Public Schools

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem

by SMCAB to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID

by HongKongPhooey to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder: "As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Screaming Liberals Run In Terror As Pride Flags Replaced With American Flags

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine

by zyxzevn to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means. Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

by Orangutan to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested

by Chipit to /s/news from babylonbee.com

10 Times Socialism Actually Worked

by Chipit to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

10 Classic Books That Would Be Banned On Twitter As Hate Speech Today

by Chipit to /s/books from babylonbee.com

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Death Toll Rises: Man Dies Of Heart Attack Year-And-A-Half After Eating Corndog At January 6 Riot

by pcpmasterrace to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Don't risk flying an outdated, hateful and phobic Pride flagHumor

by Chunkeeguy to /s/LGBDropTheT from babylonbee.com

With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Biden Relieved To Hear There's No Shortage Of Adult Diapers

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee: Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

by Heter0ph0be4Life to /s/LGDropEverythingElse from babylonbee.com

Abortionist Worried He May Have To Become One Of Those Doctors That Helps People

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Disinformation Board Confirms Rachel Levine Is A Woman

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Butt Hurt Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Actually Allows Free Speech

by IkeConn to /s/ButtHurt from babylonbee.com

You're Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Lockheed Martin CEO Tearfully Urges U.S. To Implement No-Fly Zone In Ukraine

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Restaurants Now Requiring Proof Of Ukraine Support

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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Biden Administration Begins Grueling, Months-Long Process Of Abandoning Americans In Ukraine

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She's Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Neigh’

by IkeConn to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Royal Mounties Arrest Child Playing With Toy Semi-Truck

by Optimus85 to /s/Humor from babylonbee.com

Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

by WildApples to /s/GenderCritical from babylonbee.com

Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

GoFundMe Freezes Funds For Child's Heart Surgery After Finding Out He Supports Trucker Protest

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

With Train Robberies, No Electricity, No Gasoline Automobiles, California Tries Rebranding With Vintage Old West Theme

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Democrats warn that Republicans plan to steal election by blocking Democrat efforts to steal election

by AXXA to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Vaccinated denied treatment for overwhelming hospitals

by AXXA to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee's Top Predictions For 2022

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'I Just Think This Let's Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,' Says Man Wearing FUCK TRUMP T-Shirt

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals. The head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it was an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to people with their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education, and entertainment.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

by jet199 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Bob Dole Switches To Democrat Party

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Democrats Put Out 'Help Wanted' Ad For Submissive, Obedient Woman To Replace Sinema

by PatsyStone to /s/Bisexuals from babylonbee.com

Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

by Rob3122 to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale

by Rob3122 to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Mark Ruffalo Donates $50 Million To Found Joseph Rosenbaum Elementary School

by Rob3122 to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Media Found Guilty On All Counts. The courtroom fell silent as the jury foreman stood to read the verdict, “We the jury find the media guilty on all counts, including the egregious use of its influence to lie to the American people.”

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

by carn0ld03 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

by [deleted] to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Libertarians Propose Controversial New 'Do Whatever You Want' Mandate

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Father Informs Daughter Of New Tax On Unrealized Halloween Candy Gains

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

10 Reasons You'd Be Crazy Not To Get Your Kids Vaccinated

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Biden Offers To Have Hunter Repaint Sistine Chapel

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Boy Who Pointed Out The Emperor Has No Clothes Banned For Misinformation

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Stormtrooper Accidentally Discharges 238 Live Laser Rounds On 'Mandalorian' Set, No One Hurt

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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