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Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad

15 hours ago by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

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Biden Assures Nation We Have Nothing To Worry About Thanks To This Cool New Padded Helmet He’s Wearing

13 hours ago by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

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African Children Politely Decline Donation Of Target Pride Merch

5 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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With Last-Minute Debt Ceiling Bill, Government Narrowly Avoids Fiscal Responsibility

5 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Corporations Paint Rainbows On Door Posts So Woke Gangs Will Pass Them By

5 days ago by BISH to /s/USAmerica from babylonbee.com

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Target Launches New Kids' Clothing Line With Partner Ghislaine Maxwell. "Ghislaine Maxwell really embodies the spirit of what we stand for here at Target," said Target CEO Brian Cornell. "It's a match made in Heaven." The new line will be called "Lil' Groomers" and should hit shelves in June.

9 days ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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'I'm Not Sanctimonious And I Don't Look Like A Meatball,' Whispers Ron DeSantis Crying Self To Sleep At Night

10 days ago by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

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Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

16 days ago by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

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Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

18 days ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family

18 days ago by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

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Elon Musk Apologizes To Magneto For Comparing Him To George Soros

19 days ago by Drewski to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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Indiana Jones Changes Name To 'Land Stolen From Indigenous Peoples Jones'

20 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Kid Playing Battleship Discovers Unstoppable Strategy Of Not Putting Ships On The Board

20 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College

20 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Pete Buttigieg Takes Parental Leave Again After Adopting A Highway

20 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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To Win Back Old Customer Base, Bud Light Adds Mullets To Cans

20 days ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Biden Finally Draws Larger Crowd Than Trump

22 days ago by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

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Poll: Most Democrats In Favor Of Welcoming Immigrants Into Someone Else's Neighborhood

24 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Congress Raises Debt Ceiling To Infinity Million Billion +1 No Takebacks

24 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Bizarre New Illness Causes Millions To Stay Home From Work Today - Zelda strain

24 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Border Wall Covered With Bud Light Signs To Deter Migrants

26 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed

27 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Trump Announces He Will Pay $5M Judgment In Collectible NFT Trading Cards

27 days ago by BISH to /s/finance from babylonbee.com

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CNN Host Sues Trump For Assault And Defamation After Town Hall

26 days ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Genius: Elon Musk Saves 22% On Twitter Executive Salaries By Hiring Female CEO

27 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Twitter's New Female CEO Expands Tweet Limit To 1,000,000 Characters

27 days ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations

29 days ago by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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Coronation Day Disaster As King Charles Accidentally Freezes London With Hidden Ice Powers And Flees To The Mountains

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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One-Year-Old Condemned For Appearing In Blackface After Chocolate Cake Incident

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Pro Disc Golfer Disqualified After Testing Negative For Cannabis

1 month ago by BISH to /s/Sports from babylonbee.com

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Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence

1 month ago by BISH to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

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In Major Effort To Attract New Recruits, Navy Offering Unlimited Bud Light

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Bros Drinking Cosmos Laugh At Friend Ordering Bud Light

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Navy Somehow Even Gayer

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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'A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,' Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Unemployed Guy's Basement Selfie Video Crushes Fox News In Primetime Ratings

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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In Ominous Threat To Nation, Biden Says He Will 'Finish The Job'

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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62 Million Journalists, Celebs Dead After Losing Blue Checks

1 month ago by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

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Nikki Haley Tells Emperor Palpatine South Carolina Is An Ideal Place To Build A Death Star

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Millions Of Boomers Call Grandkids To Ask How To Change Channel From Fox News

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Female Crash Test Dummy Says She Doesn't Know How Car Got Totaled

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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AOC: 'The Government Must Shut Down Unapproved News Agencies To Defeat Fascism'

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Man Avoids IRS Audit By Labeling All His Venmo Transactions 'Payments To Ukraine'

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Scholars Believe David's Sick Headshot Kill On Goliath The Result Of Years Of Playing Call Of Duty

1 month ago by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

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Florida Pride Parade Canceled After DeSantis Tells Participants They Have To Keep Their Clothes On In Front Of Kids

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket

1 month ago by BISH to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Algorithm Condemns Man To Lifetime Of Content About Something He Looked At One Time

1 month ago by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

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Biden Warns That If Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised We Might Default On Our Obligations To Ukraine

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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According to media reports, there has been a horrific attack. As of now, it is unclear how bad the attack is, or whether anyone should care about it-- since authorities have not yet released the skin colors of the perpetrator and the victims.

1 month ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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Non-Binary SNL Cast Member Also Comes Out As Non-Funny

1 month ago by BISH to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

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Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Zelensky Drives By In Ferarri To Remind Americans Of The Importance Of Filing YOUR TAXES

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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'All This Woke Stuff Is Pretty Dumb, Am I Right Fellas?' MAGA Hat-Wearing Bud Light CEO Chuckles Nervously

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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‘I'm A Victim!’ Yells Trans Activist While Punching Woman In The Face

1 month ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Bud Light Smooths Things Over With New Ad Featuring Drag Queen Waving American Flag

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Pentagon Leaker Kicking Himself For Not Just Leaving Classified Documents Strewn Around His Garage

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Tragic: Post Office Fails To Deliver Abortion Pill On Time And Now There's This Adorable Baby

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

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Drunk Irishmen Say They Understood Biden's Dublin Speech Perfectly

1 month ago by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

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SCRIPTURE · APR 15, 2023 · 132 Scholars Now Believe Bible Verse 'They Were Naked And Felt No Shame' Written About Walmart U.S. — Bible scholars now believe the verse in Genesis about people being naked and without shame was a prophecy about Walmart customers.

1 month ago by BISH to /s/comedy from babylonbee.com

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Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Trans Activists Say Drag In Front Of Kids Isn't Happening And Also They Will Burn The Statehouse Down If You Ban It

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Woman Transitions From Being Cold Due To Weather To Being Cold Due To Air Conditioning

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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'AI Is Totally Safe And Development Should Continue Rapidly,' Says Totally Genuine, 100% Human Scientist

2 months ago by BISH to /s/science from babylonbee.com

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Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

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Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Democrats Remind Everyone Trump Is Guilty Until Proven Guilty

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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If You Don't Click This Link You're Gay

2 months ago by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

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Media Worried This Hitler Fellow Could Cause Violent Backlash Against Nazis

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Trans Community Feeling Unsafe Knowing There’s A Hockey Player Somewhere Out There Not Wearing A Pride Jersey

2 months ago by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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Government Demands TikTok Stop Spying On Americans As That's Their Job

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Banks Begin Calling Customers To Ask For Loans

2 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

2 months ago by Oyveygoyim to /s/news from babylonbee.com

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Shocking Study Shows More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated, Popular Group. "Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group."

3 months ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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10 Most Hilarious Episodes Of 'Friends'

3 months ago by Questionable to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Man Regrets Transitioning To Woman After Seeing Line For Restroom

3 months ago by BISH to /s/TumblrInAction from babylonbee.com

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Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Chicago Honors Lori Lightfoot’s Legacy With 21-Murder Salute

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Remorseful China Tries Sending Over Another 'We're Sorry For Creating COVID' Balloon

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Women's History Month Canceled For Implying There Is Such A Thing As 'Women'

3 months ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

3 months ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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President Biden Arrives In Kyiv For His Performance Review

3 months ago by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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Disturbing Poll Reveals 26% Of Americans Still Trust The Media

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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Biden Taken To Coroner For Annual Physical

3 months ago by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

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Corporation Celebrates LGBTQ Pride With Rainbow-Colored River

3 months ago by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

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BREAKING: Food Production Facility Somehow Not Burned Down Yet

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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East Palestine Sees Real Estate Surge From Californians Seeking Better Quality Of Life

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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Inspiring: Corporation Celebrates LGBTQ Pride With Rainbow-Colored River

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

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‘Our Tests Show The Water In East Palestine Is Safe For Drinking,’ Says Official With Gills And Glowing Yellow Eyes

3 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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