Senator Feinstein Death Not Expected To Affect Re-election Campaign

by FreedomUltd to /s/LeftistHumor from babylonbee.com

Liberal Parents Ground Kid From New Pronouns For A Month

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New (Hitler) Mustache

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trump Thanks GOP Candidates For Providing Such Strong Support For His Nomination

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

by FreedomUltd to /s/LeftistHumor from babylonbee.com

Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Dying Goliath Bitterly Realizes He’s About To Be Turned Into A Lot Of Bad Metaphors

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being UnvaccinatedSatire

by Blackhalo to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Journalists Anxiously Wait For Email From Biden Administration With Today's Instructions

by P-38lightning to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

New Mexico Governor Suspends First Amendment To Silence Criticism Over Suspending Second Amendment.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Apple Announces iPhone 15 Will Come Emblazoned With Name Of Uyghur Slave Who Assembled It

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Djokovic Declared Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Health Officials Warn Of Mysterious Infertility Crisis Among Trans Women

by Czavitsky to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Lori Lightfoot To Teach Class At Harvard On How To Fail Utterly At Your Job And Still Get To Teach Class At Harvard

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

'Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,' Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab

by Czavitsky to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Bud Light Welcomes New Investor Bill Gates With Limited Edition Jeffrey Epstein Cans

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Liberals Frustrated To Discover Virtue Way Harder Than Virtue Signaling

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Moloch Announces Forcing Your Kids To Become Transgender Is Acceptable Form Of Sacrifice

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Winner Of Republican Debate Declared To Be Anyone Who Didn't Watch The Republican Debate

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Dad Punishes Misbehaving Son By Giving Him Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

EXCLUSIVE: 6 Leaked Plot Points From Disney's 'Snow White' Remake

by penelopepnortney to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection'

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Check Out These Devastating Pictures Of Hurricane Hilary's Aftermath

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

New Poll Finds 70% Of Republicans Believe Trump More Trustworthy Than Jesus

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Top 10 GREATEST Christian Metal Bands Of All Time

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled SuicidesBee

by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music

by Blackhalo to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong

by plateauing to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Weather Channel Invites Biden For Interview After Hearing How Much He Loves To Discuss The Weather

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Man With 'Don't Tread On Me' Flag Pays 40% Of His Income To The Government

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

MAGA Republicans Convene In Underground Lair To Turn Planet's Heat Dial Up Three More Notches

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

by penelopepnortney to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Trump Indicted For Murder Of Tupac

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Secret Service 'Unable To Identify A Suspect' In Case Of Ronald McDonald's Missing Hamburgers

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Authorities On Hunt For Arsonist Who Just Burned Down Three Presidential Campaigns

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Journalists Stop By Shelter To Inform Trafficked Children They Are A QAnon Conspiracy

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

California Closes Gyms For 2 Weeks To Slow The Spread Of Fascism

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

"There are now, like, 38 different ‘Patriot' beers," said red-pilled beer drinker Josiah Smith. "How do I know which one is the real conservative brand? I need the most patriot-est of the patriot beers."

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

After Discovering Cocaine In The White House, Biden Promises To Fix Immigration, Inflation, The Ukraine War, Student Debt, Climate Change, Hotel Fees, Infrastructure, Balance The Budget, And Redesign The Rose Garden By 4 A.M. Tomorrow

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Zuckerberg Unveils Exciting New Social Media Platform For Government To Censor

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Scholars Attribute Nebuchadnezzar’s Dreams To Bedtime Snack Of Funyuns And Mountain Dew Baja Blast

by penelopepnortney to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Rachel Maddow Snorts Line Of Coke On Air To Prove It’s No Big Deal

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

DC Police Say They May Never Discover Who Left Bag Of Cocaine Labeled 'Property Of H. Biden' At White House

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Ben And Jerry Announce Native Americans May Exchange White Man’s Scalp For Free Pint Of Chunky Monkey

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Hunter Biden Heads To Carowinds Amusement Park After Hearing There's Crack On Their Roller Coaster

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Awkward: Russian And Ukrainian Soldiers Arrive At Same Nuclear Power Plant To Blow It Up And Blame On Each Other

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Macron Warns Rioters If They Don't Calm Down He'll Call Kyle Rittenhouse

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

In Climate Change Measure, White House Looks Into Blocking Sunlight Using Your Mom

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Elizabeth Warren Says Without Affirmative Action, A Native American Girl Like Herself Would Never Have Been Accepted To Rutgers

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Democrats Devastated As Supreme Court Bans Racism

by Gravi to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

With Pride Month Over, Gatorade Switches Back To Straightorade

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Democrats Devastated As Supreme Court Bans Racism

by Gravi to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Tatooine Scientists Beginning To Suspect Two Suns Might Have Something To Do With Global Warming

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Russian Mercenaries Steal Putin's Podium In Brazen Coup Attempt

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Matt Walsh Goes On Jeopardy, Responds To Every Clue With ‘What Is A Woman?’

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Scientists At Bud Light Working On Time Machine That Goes Back About Six Months

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Greg Klein was walking home when he saw an injured man on the side of the road. Much like the good Samaritan in Jesus's parable, Klein acted swiftly. He immediately took out his phone and posted: "Just look at what's happening because Republicans care about corporations and not the community"

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

In Honor Of Lives Lost In The Sub, Biden Announces Another $5 Billion For Ukraine

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

NASA Commits To Planting Pride Flag On The Moon By 2030

by Fourier to /s/comedy from babylonbee.com

Judge Finds Hunter Biden Guilty Of Being 'A Lovable Little Rascal With A Heart Of Gold'

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

For Father’s Day, Hunter Negotiates 12% For The Big Guy

by BISH to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Dollar Sign Officially Added To LGBTQ$ AcronymHumor

by NutterButterFlutter to /s/LGBDropTheT from babylonbee.com

Dollar Sign Officially Added To LGBTQ$ Acronym

by Fourier to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Garth Brooks Opens Gay Bar

by BISH to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Biden Brags That He's Destroying Economy At Slightly Slower Rate Than Before

by BISH to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Bored Journalist Sick And Tired Of Flawless U.S. President

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Child Waves At His Teacher And Principal Acting Out Bondage Scene On Pride Parade Float

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Official State Religion Enters High Holy Days

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Zelensky Accuses Russia Of Putting Little Nazi Stickers On The Helmets Of All His Soldiers

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Apple Allows Child Laborers To Wear Vision Headset At Work So It Seems Like They're At The Playground

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations By Threatening To Endorse Their Products

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Lululemon Fires Employee For Not Offering To Help Looters Bag Clothes And Load Them Into Their Car

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Disaster As Canada Accidentally Switches Suicide Prevention Hotline With Suicide Assistance Hotline

by BISH to /s/Health from babylonbee.com

'The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,' Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

African Children Politely Decline Donation Of Target Pride Merch

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

With Last-Minute Debt Ceiling Bill, Government Narrowly Avoids Fiscal Responsibility

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Corporations Paint Rainbows On Door Posts So Woke Gangs Will Pass Them By

by BISH to /s/USAmerica from babylonbee.com

Target Launches New Kids' Clothing Line With Partner Ghislaine Maxwell. "Ghislaine Maxwell really embodies the spirit of what we stand for here at Target," said Target CEO Brian Cornell. "It's a match made in Heaven." The new line will be called "Lil' Groomers" and should hit shelves in June.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'I'm Not Sanctimonious And I Don't Look Like A Meatball,' Whispers Ron DeSantis Crying Self To Sleep At Night

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family

by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Elon Musk Apologizes To Magneto For Comparing Him To George Soros

by Drewski to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

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