U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Yoda Announces Pronouns Are Him/He

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Citing Racist History, Harvard Bans Using The Word 'Harvard'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Meghan Proudly Announces That Harry Has Of His Own Free Will Decided To Transition Into Princess Harriet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Democratic Women’s Caucus Wears Matching White Butcher Coats In Support Of Abortion

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

by Gaydolf_Titler to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

In Climate Initiative, Arby's Changes Slogan To 'We Have the Bugs'

by BISH to /s/Food from babylonbee.com

American Patriots Dump Harry And Meghan Into Boston Harbor. The protest, dubbed "Boston Tea Party Part 2: Rebel Even Harder," saw American protesters seize the royal couple and dump them right into the sea.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing

by zyxzevn to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing

by Gaydolf_Titler to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row

by AXXA to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Next Top Gun Movie To Feature First Black Female Tom Cruise

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trump Thanks Dems For Releasing Best, Most Beautiful Tax Returns Ever

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Airports Forced To Hire Extra Security To Guard Thousands Of Stranded Bags From Sam Brinton

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Thousands Of Spirit Airlines Passengers Disappointed Their Flights Weren't Canceled

by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Miracle: Government Feeds Five People With Just 2.3 Trillion Loaves And Fishes

by Questionable to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Zelensky Shoots His Eye Out With The Rocket Launcher He Got For Christmas

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Zelensky Spotted Ringing Bell Next To Red Bucket Outside U.S. Capitol

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Journalists Warn Of Frightening Trend Where Rules Apply To Them. The troubling trend came to a head this past week as several journalists who had endangered a man's life were then made to endure a Twitter suspension, just like any other person.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike

by carn0ld03 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Sigourney Weaver Thanks Jennifer Lawrence For Paving The Way For Female Action Heroes

by carn0ld03 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Democrats Endorse Trump After He Calls For Destroying The Constitution

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer. "Hoo-boy, I didn't think I could keep that up another day," said local man Aaron Bronson. "Thank God for the Dutch!"

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company's recent scandal.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Kanye Releases Brand New Album 'My Struggle'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trans Furry Named Best In Show At National Dog Show

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Devoted Christian Finishes Highlighting Every Word In The Bible And Now Doesn’t Know What’s Important

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Wife Gains Control Of House With 1-1 Majority

by BISH to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Uh-Oh: Hillary Clinton Says She Has A Big Announcement Tonight

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Patriarchy Wins Beauty Pageant

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

War Solved: United States Puts Up Gun-Free Zone Sign In Ukraine

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID (SEPTEMBER 2021)

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

We Have Filed An Amicus Brief Arguing That Parody Is Dangerous. We reject Mr. Novak's claim that parody is protected free speech, as parody is dangerous to those with cultural and political power. And it can hurt people's feelings.

by Chipit to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Dems Demand Statehood For Epstein's Private Island

by BISH to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Guy Who Decided To Ban The Babylon Bee Wondering If He Might Be In Hot Water

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

To Protest Contributors To Climate Change, Leonardo DiCaprio Glues Self To Self

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns

by BISH to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Experts Decry Shocking Lack of Diversity On Kenyan Marathon Team

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Spokesperson For Hell Rejects Biden’s Claim That US Economy Is 'Strong as Hell'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

PayPal Automatically Pulls $2,500 In Reparations From All White People's Accounts

by EternalSunset to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Biden Tearfully Gives Queen One Final Sniff

by Psychosomatic to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake One

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

by HongKongPhooey to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy

by hfxB0oyA to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming

by Rob3122 to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'

by CreditKnifeMan to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Gideons Now Smuggling Thomas Sowell Books Into Public Schools

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem

by SMCAB to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID

by HongKongPhooey to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder: "As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Screaming Liberals Run In Terror As Pride Flags Replaced With American Flags

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine

by zyxzevn to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means. Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

by Orangutan to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Click Here For An Updated Number Of Epstein Island Pedophiles That Have Been Arrested

by Chipit to /s/news from babylonbee.com

10 Times Socialism Actually Worked

by Chipit to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

10 Classic Books That Would Be Banned On Twitter As Hate Speech Today

by Chipit to /s/books from babylonbee.com

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Death Toll Rises: Man Dies Of Heart Attack Year-And-A-Half After Eating Corndog At January 6 Riot

by pcpmasterrace to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Don't risk flying an outdated, hateful and phobic Pride flagHumor

by Chunkeeguy to /s/LGBDropTheT from babylonbee.com

With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Biden Relieved To Hear There's No Shortage Of Adult Diapers

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee: Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

by Heter0ph0be4Life to /s/LGDropEverythingElse from babylonbee.com

Abortionist Worried He May Have To Become One Of Those Doctors That Helps People

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Disinformation Board Confirms Rachel Levine Is A Woman

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Butt Hurt Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Actually Allows Free Speech

by IkeConn to /s/ButtHurt from babylonbee.com

You're Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Lockheed Martin CEO Tearfully Urges U.S. To Implement No-Fly Zone In Ukraine

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Restaurants Now Requiring Proof Of Ukraine Support

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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by Airbus320 to /s/StankMangoMadHouse from babylonbee.com

Biden Administration Begins Grueling, Months-Long Process Of Abandoning Americans In Ukraine

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She's Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Neigh’

by IkeConn to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Royal Mounties Arrest Child Playing With Toy Semi-Truck

by Optimus85 to /s/Humor from babylonbee.com

Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

by WildApples to /s/GenderCritical from babylonbee.com

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