Lesbian Captain Crashes After Insisting Ships Don't Have To Go Into Ports

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee: “Senator Vance Allegedly Perpetrated a Vicious Attack Last Night

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North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Experts Warn Hurricane In Hurricane Alley During Hurricane Season Clear Sign Of Climate Change

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‘Trump Will Start World War III,’

by Questionable to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes

by xoenix to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire

by Questionable to /s/comedy from babylonbee.com

In Latest Bond Film, 007 Tasked With Taking Down 83-Year-Old British Grandma Who Shared Inaccurate Meme

by Oyveygoyim to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Jesus invented sheeple.

by IkeConn to /s/SaidIt from babylonbee.com

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt! :)

by HugodeCrevellier to /s/Humor from babylonbee.com

People Who Would Never Cheat In Elections Horrified By ‘Stop Cheating In Elections’ Bill

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Biden Asks Why Europe Didn't Just Arrest Conservative Candidates Before Election

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

God Baffled That Democrats Managed To Ruin California

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity

by YoMamma to /s/NotTheOnion from babylonbee.com

Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels

by yellowsnow2 to /s/NotTheOnion from babylonbee.com

Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Democrats Concerned Biden May Be Too Old To Finish Destroying Country (Satire)

by RandomCollection to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Republican Plans Once Again Foiled By Republicans

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Biden Recounts Time He Parted The Red Sea To Escape Slavery In Mexico

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Elmo Radicalized After Migrants Bused To Sesame Street

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Trump Endorses Bud Light, Names Dylan Mulvaney As Running Mate

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

8 Potential Candidates To Replace Biden Before The Election

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Biden Calls For The President To Step Down

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Senators Say They're Not Super Worried About Running Up National Debt As Most Of Them Will Die Of Natural Causes In The Next Year Or So

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Oakland In-N-Out Relocating To Safer Location In Gaza

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency

by Drewski to /s/economics from babylonbee.com

Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee's Person Of The Year Is This Housewife You've Never Heard Of Who Loves Her Kids And Does Her Best

by Chipit to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Public Educators Warn Low Literacy Rates May Prevent Kids From Reading About Gay Sex

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Child Grooming Content On X Reduced By 83% After Disney Pulls Ads

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Derek Chauvin Charged With Assaulting Inmate's Shiv

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

'We Cannot Be Associated With Elon Musk,' Says Tim Cook While Shaking Hands With Brutal Chinese Dictator

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Babylon Bee hits it out of the park again: "Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi"

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

FBI Uncovers Horrifying Extremist Reading Material In Mike Johnson's Home

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-TreatersBee

by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Spooky! Lori Lightfoot Dresses Up As Lori Lightfoot

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/Halloween from babylonbee.com

Bernie Sanders Burns All His Taylor Swift Albums After Hearing She Became Billionaire

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/Halloween from babylonbee.com

Secret Service Mistakenly Spends Four Hours Protecting Halloween Butler Decoration

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/Halloween from babylonbee.com

Report: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military AutomaticallyBee

by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

by jet199 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Lindsey Graham Calls On The United States To Bomb Every Country In The WorldBee

by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

White House Claims $6 Billion To Iran Absolutely Not Related To The Exactly $6 Billion Worth Of Rockets Being Fired Into Israel

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The PopulaceSatire

by Blackhalo to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

'The 700 Club' Sets Rapture Clock Two Minutes Closer To The Start Of The Tribulation

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Senator Feinstein Death Not Expected To Affect Re-election Campaign

by FreedomUltd to /s/LeftistHumor from babylonbee.com

Liberal Parents Ground Kid From New Pronouns For A Month

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New (Hitler) Mustache

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trump Thanks GOP Candidates For Providing Such Strong Support For His Nomination

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

by FreedomUltd to /s/LeftistHumor from babylonbee.com

Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Dying Goliath Bitterly Realizes He’s About To Be Turned Into A Lot Of Bad Metaphors

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being UnvaccinatedSatire

by Blackhalo to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

New Mexico Governor Suspends First Amendment To Silence Criticism Over Suspending Second Amendment.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Apple Announces iPhone 15 Will Come Emblazoned With Name Of Uyghur Slave Who Assembled It

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Djokovic Declared Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Health Officials Warn Of Mysterious Infertility Crisis Among Trans Women

by Czavitsky to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Lori Lightfoot To Teach Class At Harvard On How To Fail Utterly At Your Job And Still Get To Teach Class At Harvard

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

'Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,' Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab

by Czavitsky to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Bud Light Welcomes New Investor Bill Gates With Limited Edition Jeffrey Epstein Cans

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Liberals Frustrated To Discover Virtue Way Harder Than Virtue Signaling

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Moloch Announces Forcing Your Kids To Become Transgender Is Acceptable Form Of Sacrifice

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Winner Of Republican Debate Declared To Be Anyone Who Didn't Watch The Republican Debate

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Dad Punishes Misbehaving Son By Giving Him Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

EXCLUSIVE: 6 Leaked Plot Points From Disney's 'Snow White' Remake

by penelopepnortney to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection'

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Check Out These Devastating Pictures Of Hurricane Hilary's Aftermath

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

New Poll Finds 70% Of Republicans Believe Trump More Trustworthy Than Jesus

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Top 10 GREATEST Christian Metal Bands Of All Time

by IkeConn to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled SuicidesBee

by MeganDelacroix to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music

by Blackhalo to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Weather Channel Invites Biden For Interview After Hearing How Much He Loves To Discuss The Weather

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Man With 'Don't Tread On Me' Flag Pays 40% Of His Income To The Government

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

MAGA Republicans Convene In Underground Lair To Turn Planet's Heat Dial Up Three More Notches

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

by penelopepnortney to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Trump Indicted For Murder Of Tupac

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Secret Service 'Unable To Identify A Suspect' In Case Of Ronald McDonald's Missing Hamburgers

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation

by SudoBreakSandwich to /s/WayOfTheBern from babylonbee.com

Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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