'Greatest ever' bodybuilder whose strength 'wasn't human' now can barely walk

by asterias to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Foul-mouthed flasher jailed for a naked rampage and thrusting his genitals towards shoppers in Hanley city centre

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Nurse, 40, 'plied boy, 14, with booze' and said 'come here and f*** me'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Men should pee sitting down to avoid prostate-linked health issues, doctor says

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Gimp Man 'still on the loose' despite police helicopter search and two arrests

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Mum forced to wet herself in River Island after staff refused to let her use loo and placed a 'Wet Floor' sign next to the incontinence sufferer

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Bloke on date in London hot tub boat mocked over his nipples and pelted with ice cubes

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Woman (biological) feels 'free' by letting her beard grow after giving up years of shaving

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Ingesting semen can improve your IQ and boost your mood, studies claim

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Randy gorillas perform oral sex in front of kids at zoo

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Woman sprays crotch with air freshener as she dances in front of police officer while singing "freshen up your punani for the coppers"

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Knife-wielding monkey terrorises town, claims shopping centre as his territory

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Judge jailed after being found driving naked in town for third time in a year

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Woman arrested after video shows her 'eating family hamster to get crack’

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

World's most modified man has split penis, 287 genital studs and 'devil' horns

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Police offer update on knickerless woman squatting on man's face in beer garden

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Trans model says she had ‘sex with demon’ of roommate’s ex in creepy encounter

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Dangers of not cleaning the ‘dribble’ at the end of your penis after you pee

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Rapper Snoop Dogg gives his full-time blunt roller a pay rise due to inflation

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

World's most tattooed man has '200%' of his body inked including penis his eyelids, ear canals, gums, toes and even his foreskin

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Squealing 'inbred' family whose eyes point different ways 'like in Deliverance'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Penis-shaped potato leaves foodies gobsmacked over length and girth of spud

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Angel' told OnlyFans star that it was 'right career' - now she's a millionaire

by nso-pegasus-you to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Female masturbation 'opens portal to hell' claims Christian leader

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Robber repeatedly penis-slaps woman after she refuses to give him money

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Naked bloke walks into neighbour's garden and poos on glass garden table

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Uncle Fatty's tragic life - obese monkey ate himself to death after fat camp hell

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Police release photo of woman who stripped naked and used dildo in sex shop

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Sex doll loving bodybuilder says fling with raw chicken inspired blow-up lover

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Elon Musk’s Neuralink 'Brain Chip' could give users orgasms on demand

by trident765 to /s/TechDystopia from dailystar.co.uk

Man strips naked and masturbates in airport as he screams ‘it’s a free country’

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Elderly Malasian man accused of 'unnatural sex with goat' faces whipping and 20 years in prison

by Drewski to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Mr T pities the fool that can't put a simple clamp on a piss pipe. SpaceX toilet leak will force NASA astronauts to wear 'space diapers'

by IkeConn to /s/MrTPitiesTheFool from dailystar.co.uk

Scientists Claim The Great Sphinx in Egypt is 800,000 years-old

by EndlessSunflowers to /s/conspiracy from dailystar.co.uk

Vatican digs tunnel to 'exhume King David's DNA and bring Messiah back to life'

by killerjavi98 to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Horrifying moment 6ft venomous lizard raids supermarket in search of food

by StrategicTactic to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

Hi-tech brain implants the size of a salt grain could let people choose their own mood. Scientists in South Korea have suppressed cocaine-induced behaviour in rats injected with the drug using the chips, even working out how to charge them remotely

by christnmusicreleases to /s/technology from dailystar.co.uk

Hacked sex robots could be told to kill users as experts warn it's a 'piece of cake'

by christnmusicreleases to /s/technology from dailystar.co.uk

Hospital patient terrified after 'eerie figure stares at her' from air vent in ceiling - Daily Star

by christnmusicreleases to /s/offbeat from dailystar.co.uk

Covid triggers fungal disease in Poojeets for being uncleanPOO Land

by FuckRedditPolice to /s/AsianTakeover from dailystar.co.uk

'Apocalyptic fireball' headed to Earth as 'hazardous' asteroid comes closer than the moon Asteroid 2011 ES4 will skim by our planet on September 1, and a preacher is convinced it's a warning sign of a much larger object prophesied by the Bible to destroy

by christnmusicreleases to /s/collapse from dailystar.co.uk

Inside game which eerily predicted coronavirus, 9/11 and Vegas shooting – so what's next?

by Tom_Bombadil to /s/WhoOwnsTheWorld from dailystar.co.uk

female sex dolls = rape, male sex dolls = liberating

by shitforbrains123 to /s/Incels from dailystar.co.uk

Homeless people found living inside LA bridge after TV host climbs through hole

by codedtestament to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

Ebola outbreak feared in Bahamas as nation put on ‘high alert’

by codedtestament to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

McDonald’s Banned Milkshakes to 'Stop People Throwing Them at Nigel Farage'

by Stankmango to /s/Banned from dailystar.co.uk

11,000 year-old ‘demon’ Ice Age statue could change history (weirdly constructed but interesting article, again, tabloids with more research into their work than actual newspapers. Welcome to the upside down.)

by Vigte to /s/YoungerDryas from dailystar.co.uk

Mind-reading breakthrough: Human 'thoughts' watchable on tv screen, AI expert

by SundogsPlace to /s/SundogsPlace from dailystar.co.uk

‘Your time is up’ South Africa sets date for white farmer land grabs – March 2019

by useless_aether to /s/communismwatch from dailystar.co.uk

LAB-GROWN organs were observed to suddenly “go rogue” – sprouting cells belonging to brains and muscles

by MojaveCoyote to /s/SundogsPlace from dailystar.co.uk

Atlantis PICTURED? 'Tip of lost city' discovered by stunned historian (Daily Star Tabloid w/ more science than mainstream science, lol)

by Vigte to /s/YoungerDryas from dailystar.co.uk

Extinct CAVE LION frozen in ice for 43,500 years to be CLONED by scientists (Daily Star, but still fun to read)

by Vigte to /s/YoungerDryas from dailystar.co.uk