'Mormon prophet' accused of keeping 20 wives as young as nine in grotty trailer

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Uproar as school bans toilet trips during lessons with kids at 'bursting point'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

'Vigilante' killers who took out paedos – including dad who made nonce dig grave

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Desperate Brits 'surviving off dog food' and 'heating meals with candles'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Model who won 'most beautiful vagina contest' now rakes in fortune on OnlyFans

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Blokes 'endangered' and at risk of being 'wiped out' leaving world full of women

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Scantily-clad models expose breasts on busy street as kids watch racy display

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Gym influencer branded 'disgusting' for peeing on floor during heavy deadlift

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Brit mum makes 'fetish' calendars with one featuring cats going to the toilet

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Cannibal golfer bites nose off opponent after strange car park argument

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

England player made penis disappear in shower - leaving Gerrard & Crouch baffled

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Unit' of a carrot so big people say it'll 'make your anus see in the dark'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Mum branded 'indiscreet' after breastfeeding child in middle of supermarket

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Criminal whose 'wide neck mugshot' went viral arrested again for stalking

by Airbus321 to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'I got alien tentacles tattooed on my vagina – it was worse than giving birth'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Driver confronts man in road rage as video sees him 'clucking like a chicken'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Meth-mad monks sent to rehab for addiction with Buddhist temple left empty

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Demon-obsessed' mum 'stabbed baby and toddler to death' in bathtub killing

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

'Monster mum' called tot 'animal' and filmed her outside as she 'froze to death'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Bearded woman embraces facial hair after 'every attempt to remove it failed'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

TikTok star 'bombarded with abuse' by trans community after scrapping plans to become Korean woman

by HongKongPhooey to /s/Transbarrassment from dailystar.co.uk

Man, 79, arrives at hospital with beer bottle up bum and says 'robbers did it'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

World Cup fan known as 'Tits Man' forced to remove inflatable boobs by police

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'I was born with a vagina and balls - sex used to hurt but now it feels good'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Baby surprises doctors after she's born with one in a million fully-grown tail

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Cristiano Ronaldo baffles fans after putting hand down pants and 'eating' item

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Woman who rarely wears clothes loves being naked but would never shop nude

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Dad takes 9-year-old son to Hooters as 'reward' for good school report

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Gobsmacked mum spots totally naked woman riding Harley-Davidson down motorway

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Sex robot firm release new fleet of dolls buyers can customise 'for Christmas' with a range of designer nipples and genitalia, as well as a 'transgender converter'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Naughty priest confesses to filming threesome with dominatrices on church altar

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Woman who made child eat their own vomit has jail sentence quadrupled

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

World's fattest boy undergoes huge transformation and is now unrecognisable

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Brits horrified by Asda bargain Xmas lube which 'helps Santa up the chimney'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Death Row hitman who murdered preacher's wife dodges execution at last minute as they fail to find a vein

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Scientists feed cows cannabis - leaving them with red eyes and weed-infused milk

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Parents fume as 'family-friendly' carnival has dildo-throwing and racy dancers

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Death row inmate Murray Hooper executed despite 'no evidence against him'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/corruption from dailystar.co.uk

Woman's marriage with rag doll on 'brink of collapse' after he 'cheated on her'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Dwarf: 'I wanted to be architect but became male escort because I'm hung like a horse'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Cop claims colleague farted, 'waved odour at him' and said he 'smelt of garlic'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Plus sized models' barred from club because bouncer thought they were 'too big'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Man who had the world's longest nose was his generation's elephant man

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Bloke, 79, gets skipping rope stuck in his bladder after shoving it inside penis

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Sick bloke 'tried to kill his own sister so he could have sex with dead corpse'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Boy, 9, found locked in dog kennel pictured in cage as a baby in horror images

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Brits warned 'no eggs by Christmas' as 'cannibal chickens' fear on the rise

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Ex-Health Secretary Matt Hancock eats a camel penis on TV

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

KFC apologises after celebrating anniversary of Holocaust beginning in Germany

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'I went on holiday to Thailand and saw women shoot ping pong balls from vaginas'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Woman stopped at airport security wearing butt plug containing boyfriend's ashes

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Conwoman beat and sexually abused man before forcing him to drink cleaning fluid

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Hungry shopper 'plucks own chicken dinner' after Tesco delivers feathery bird

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Topless McDonald's thug 'flexes muscles' during racist rant then scoffs burger

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Horny monkey performs solo sex act in front of kids and parents on Brit safari

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Bloke shove a gun up a chicken's bum in hapless attempt to sneak it onto plane

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

70 year old grandma 'couldn't spread legs' after hip replacement still made cash on OnlyFans

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Man attacks cleaner who interrupted his 'intimate act' in nightclub toilet

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Harry Potter bosses went ape as monkey kept pleasuring himself in front of stars

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

I'm A Celebrity fans baffled as Olivia Attwood admits she 'pees in the garden'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Woman 'drugged and robbed' men by smearing sedatives on nipples and getting them to suck

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Creep exposed himself outside care homes wearing clown mask and women's underwear

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Veteran exorcist says devil destroyed his family and 'tried to kill him as kid'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

People in Middle Ages were 'far kinkier than we think' and made public sex sheds

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Gay man 'hunted' and gang-raped by police in Qatar ahead of World Cup

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Conjoined twin says sister is 'bad wing woman' as she gushes over new boyfriend

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Mum who poured petrol on bonfire 'to keep warm' left with third-degree burns

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Mum and boyfriend who beat son with extension cable and bed slat jailed for life

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Pensioner flashed his penis and urinated in front of horrified plane passengers

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'My parents abandoned me in hospital as they didn't like my face - I love it'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Bodybuilder strangled dog in police car before threatening to sexually assault it

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

Plus size star bashes trolls who brand her skin-tight trousers as 'unflattering'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Brave tot cut free by firefighters after getting head stuck in toilet seat

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Police could face 'gimp army' amid fears original spawned copycats

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

'Necro Lord' UK mortuary janitor admits sexually abusing 23 more corpses

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Single mum who gave birth for the first time at 50 says it was the ‘right’ time

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Grunting ‘Deliverance’ inbred family member 'grabbed hold of screaming woman'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

People are only just realising why men touch their crotch so much

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Chinese Baby Jesus! Mum, 70, celebrates 'miracle baby' after Ms Tian saw her period miraculously return

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Lizzo bares all as she transforms into Miss Piggy for sultry Halloween spectacle

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

‘I’m a real-life vampire – I wear fangs and feed on my girlfriend’s energy’

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Huge 18-inch rat 'the size of a baby' has terrified pensioner 'scared to death'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Mum mortified after hearing five-year-old son mimicking orgasm sounds

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Teacher caught having sex with a building as he exposed himself to residents

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Phantom pooer dumping on doorsteps of tourist hotspot homes in dead of night

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Mole People' who lived secretly among rats in abandoned underground tunnels'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

'I'm judged for having 11 kids to eight different dads but I don't care'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Woman with unibrow branded 'caveman' feels 'happier' since ditching tweezers

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Teen films terrifying Gimp Man run-in as perv 'grunts and flops to the floor' prior to the cops, dogs and a helicopter swooping on and arresting a man suspected of causing public nuisance

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Possessed' woman bites exorcist's boob as she tries to drive 'demon' out

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Naked man in handcuffs drowns in pond after escaping police custody

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Ultra-rare primate caught picking its nose on camera – and no-one knows why

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'Embarrassing new low' for Meghan Markle as popularity laid bare, expert claims

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from dailystar.co.uk

ISIS' most deadly woman brain washed girls and 'masturbated' over beating kids

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

'Gimp man' causing 'significant alarm' arrested as helicopter and dogs deployed because residents are disturbed by his appearance

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Man caught chucking used condoms in temple donation box to 'spread the message of Jesus'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Caged woman livestreams herself barking and 'squirting urine' in 24-hour protest

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

'I orgasmed while giving birth with no pain relief – and didn't want it to stop'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Heartless zoo owners will only release 'world's saddest gorilla' for £700,000

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

Deviant dressed as woman and tried to have sex with dog before return to owner

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

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