The press keeps dunking on Speaker Johnson claiming crazy things like "he actually is a christian" and "Believe in all that stuff he claims"

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from notthebee.com

Adam Ford (Founder, The Babylon Bee; Co-Founder, Not the Bee): "My time at The Babylon Bee and Not the Bee has come to an end"

by neolib to /s/MediaAnalysis from notthebee.com

Hol’ up, I thought the Native Americans were all down with the LGBTQIA2++good? Navajo Nation refuses to allow or even recognise gay marriages and according to the Washington Post it’s all White people’s faultLOL WUT

by ClassroomPast6178 to /s/TumblrInAction from notthebee.com

Cancer rates in young people have surged by nearly 80%, study finds

by carn0ld03 to /s/Health from notthebee.com

Since it has been said nobody supports it, Here's 5 straight minutes of Democrats saying they agree with abortion up to birth

by iamonlyoneman to /s/politics from notthebee.com

This person uses AI to insert Trump into historical moments and the results are spectacular

by iamonlyoneman to /s/funny from notthebee.com

Family of black man shot by San Fran police after POINTING A GUN AT THEM says officers should have said, “Hey, let’s talk” before firing

by Oyveygoyim to /s/news from notthebee.com

2 female NYC officers try to subdue a very small man, fail miserably, and then let a male club security guard take the whole situation over

by [deleted] to /s/USnews from notthebee.com

Cornell professor tells WEF audience that digital currency is great because governments could ban "undesirable" purchases like ammunition

by Drewski to /s/conspiracy from notthebee.com

New Zealand has been using a “race-based” surgery waitlist since 2020, and people are only now finding out about it …

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from notthebee.com

OceanGate fired its director of marine operations in 2018 after he warned the carbon fiber hull of its submarine was not safe and it might implode

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from notthebee.com

Former players with the USA's national women's soccer team, the reigning World Cup champs, decided to play in an independent soccer tournament and faced off against Wrexham, a club from Wales owned by Ryan Reynolds with a bunch of older dudes, and it went exactly like you'd expect. 12-0.

by Chipit to /s/Sports from notthebee.com

Two-year-old sentenced to life in prison with family after North Korean stormtroopers discover parents’ Bible

by Drewski to /s/Dystopia from notthebee.com

Can we talk about what's going on with Joe Biden's forehead?

by Ferretman to /s/Conservatives from notthebee.com

This is an actual photo of Diane Feinstein returning to the US Senate yesterday. Get in here and learn more about our "Gerontocracy." - Can You Say Term Limits?

by boston_blackie to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Shocking video shows high school male who identifies as female beating up girls after being denied entrance to the women's locker room

by [deleted] to /s/TumblrInAction from notthebee.com

Read through this thread for the most epic troll of woke teachers who push LGBT stuff on their students 🔥You've got to love how not only do the Lefties miss the point, but their first response is that they need to hurt this person.

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Bud Light sales have fallen off a steep cliff in only one week following Dylan-Mulvaney-gate, costing the brand millions

by hfxB0oyA to /s/news from notthebee.com

Houston judge cuts bond in half for the african who body-slammed and paralyzing a mother while robbing her

by Oyveygoyim to /s/news from notthebee.com

"Black people can't be racist," they say. Listen to the vile insults this man screams at a white couple and their small child.

by Oyveygoyim to /s/whatever from notthebee.com

People are saying that Trump might be slapped in handcuffs and arrested next week. Elon says if that happens he will win 2024 by a landslide.

by cottoneyejoe to /s/news from notthebee.com

Greta Releases Book Printed On Dead Trees As Newest Bid To Save The Climate

by Ferretman to /s/Futurology from notthebee.com

We're not protesting our inability to groom the kids, we're just being cautious about liability here. That's why we removed all the books from the library.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from notthebee.com

WaPo is wondering why you're still upset that the authorities shut down your business, drove up inflation, got you fired, and alienated everyone you love

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from notthebee.com

Nebraskan Democrats accuse Republicans of posting child porn ... for posting pics from a trans book currently available in school libraries

by shadeviking to /s/TumblrInAction from notthebee.com

Democrats accuse Republicans of posting child porn ... for posting pics from a pro-transgender book currently being defended by Democrats as heckin valid to be in public school libraries!

by iamonlyoneman to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Enjoy this resurfaced 1989 clip of George Soros and Joe Biden talking about the "de-nationalization" and "radical reorganization" of economies

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

The IRS is recruiting people required to be willing to "carry a firearm" and "use deadly force" against their fellow Americans

by Drewski to /s/conspiracy from notthebee.com

United States facing record cargo-ship jam on East Coast shortly after Biden's victory lap for reducing backlog in California

by iamonlyoneman to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Italian drivers deal with climate cultists the proper way

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from notthebee.com

The White House's official twitter account is now telling blatant, provable lies.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from notthebee.com

Check Out This Megathread Explaining EXACTLY Why The Left Is So Intently Pushing Sex On Your Kids. It's not about diddling kids. It's about capturing the minds of impressionable children and creating a generation of Red Guards determined to destroy our culture.

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Parents beware: One of the nation's most prestigious pediatric hospitals is advising little boys how to tape their genitals and telling kids how to visit local sex shops

by carn0ld03 to /s/Parenting from notthebee.com

Canada goes full "Minority Report" with bill that would allow courts to PREEMPTIVELY penalize citizens for "hateful" speech they haven't actually said yet

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/news from notthebee.com

Trans College Swimmer Lia Thomas Lets Junk Hang Out In Locker Room, Female Teammates Say, And Coach Won't Do Anything About It

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/GenderCritical from notthebee.com

Italy Is Forcing HALF A MILLION People Out Of Their Jobs And The Prime Minister Is Unpersoning Them: "The Unvaccinated Are Not Part Of Our Society"

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/news from notthebee.com

I'm pretty sure this would be considered pretty damn racist in a sane world

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from media.notthebee.com

Seattle's public transit has become "unusable" due to clouds of meth and fentanyl

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/news from notthebee.com

Check Out This Amazing Thread Highlighting The Media's Hypocrisy When Covering Florida Lifting Mask Mandates Vs. All The Blue States Doing It Now

by Chipit to /s/media_criticism from notthebee.com

WATCH: This private DC school forced kindergartners to march around with BLM signs and chant

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/SocJus from notthebee.com

Here's Disney Jr.'s new series on "microaggressions" to teach your kids how racist they are

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/SocJus from notthebee.com

Psaki Says Biden's Schedule Is Empty Because He Has Important Internal Meetings All Day. Turns Out He's Shopping At Boutiques And Getting Ice Cream. 😑

by Rastafoo to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Biden just called y'all "domestic enemies" if you disagree with him and set up a "Domestic Terrorism Task Force" for funsies

by CleverFoolOfEarth to /s/news from notthebee.com

Check out this megathread from a San Fran lefty who is beginning to question this whole "progressivism" thing. Please, for the love of everything good and green on God's earth, someone get this woman a copy of the writings of Thomas Sowell!

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

FiveThirtyEight asked for people's abortion stories on Christmas Day and got a bunch of stories of people choosing LIFE instead

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Jen Psaki believes huge groups of looters are stealing designer clothes and jewelry because of Covid 🤡

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from notthebee.com

URGENT: We need to talk about Joe Biden's earlobes!

by cottoneyejoe to /s/conspiracy from notthebee.com

Joe Rogan absolutely UNLOADS on vaccine passports in this epic rant about freedom and the awesomeness of America 🇺🇸

by Republican58 to /s/Rush_Limbaughpatriot from notthebee.com

This 1963 report on how the Communist Party wanted to take over America is so relevant for today that it's unreal

by scrubking to /s/politics from notthebee.com

The Oregonian issued a tweet assuring readers that it was only a white guy who was killed by police so no need to riot and loot

by Drewski to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

This lady asked people what their "woke breaking point" was. Here are 55 of the best and most eye-opening responses.

by neovulcan to /s/politics from notthebee.com

This lady asked people what their "woke breaking point" was. Here are 55 of the best and most eye-opening responses.

by Happy_Blueberry3910 to /s/LGBDropTheT from notthebee.com

New York Times Charles M. Blow column stating that Speedy Gonzales "helped popularize the corrosive stereotype of the drunk and lethargic Mexicans" is not only absurd but might provide insight into Mr.Blow's personal view on Mexicans.

by Chipit to /s/media_criticism from notthebee.com

"Biden stimulus showers money on Americans, sharply cutting poverty and favoring individuals over businesses." This is an actual headline from the Washington Post with some North-Korea-state-media-level Biden worship.

by Chipit to /s/media_criticism from notthebee.com

Here's a HuffPo article encouraging parents to support "sex-change" surgeries for their children next to another discouraging people from neutering their dog. Let's walk through them.

by scrubking to /s/gayagenda from notthebee.com

This is so awkward. Former QAnon follower literally tells Anderson Cooper "I apologize for thinking that you ate babies"

by ReSegreto to /s/GammaWave from notthebee.com

A mob of left-wing radicals armed with hatchets and knives took over a Washington hotel on Sunday -- wait, the corporate media didn't tell you??

by scrubking to /s/politics from notthebee.com

New app lets you order hormone blockers so you can gender reassign without ever having to see an in-person doc or shrink

by scrubking to /s/gayagenda from notthebee.com

Guess who already set the record for most executive orders issued in his first week as president? | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Biden's energy plan taking shape as Washington Monument goes dark

by Kubrickian to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Tell me how this makes any sense at all: Chinese-spy-canoodling Rep. Eric Swalwell is BACK on the Homeland Security committee

by scrubking to /s/politics from notthebee.com

Here's a screenshot from yesterday showing cumulative totals for various causes of death worldwide. 42.7 million died to abortion. More people were killed by abortions in 2020 than all deaths from cancer, malaria, HIV/AIDS, smoking, alcohol, and traffic accidents combined.

by Chipit to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

WATCH: Canadian police stormed "an illegal gathering of six people" on New Year's Eve after a neighbor snitched on the homeowners

by WarmPotato to /s/NoNewNormal from notthebee.com

The leading cause of death globally in 2020 was ABORTION ... over 42 MILLION people killed

by WarmPotato to /s/ProLife from notthebee.com

Nancy Pelosi, who is worth $114M and owns a $24,000 fridge, laments "the disparities in income and equity in our country" 🙄

by WarmPotato to /s/Republican from notthebee.com

A LOT of healthcare workers are refusing to get the Covid vaccine. Look at these numbers.

by christnmusicreleases to /s/news from notthebee.com

Portland rings in the new year with a vibrant display of fireworks and pyrotechnics! Directed at police officers, random businesses, light poles...

by christnmusicreleases to /s/funny from notthebee.com

Nancy Pelosi, who is worth $114M and owns a $24,000 fridge, laments "the disparities in income and equity in our country"

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Democrat from notthebee.com

A study concluding that women who are mentored by men tend to be more successful had to be retracted because you can't say that!

by christnmusicreleases to /s/news from notthebee.com

Minnesota man thrown from an automobile listed as a Covid death and other shenanigans uncovered in Minnesota.

by christnmusicreleases to /s/conspiracy from notthebee.com

WATCH: Argentinians dance in the streets to celebrate the legalization of child sacrifice

by christnmusicreleases to /s/news from notthebee.com

Institutional Racism: San Francisco will give $5,000 to help your small business, unless you're a white guy. | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/racialism from notthebee.com

These 5 toxically masculine teens saved 2 little kids from an icy pond by jumping in and forming a human chain

by christnmusicreleases to /s/BasedDept from notthebee.com

The world's first commercially available flying car is now street legal in Europe. Yes, I said flying car.

by christnmusicreleases to /s/technology from notthebee.com

San Fran has had over three times as many people die from drug overdoses than coronavirus this year | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/California from notthebee.com

Members of Space Force will now be called "Guardians." And no other branch of the military can compete with that name. | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Cop pulls over pizza guy. Pizza guy has warrants. Cop arrests him. Cop proceeds to deliver the pizzas. This is an American hero. | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/news from notthebee.com

Wisconsin Republicans put up Christmas tree in the Capitol, it gets taken down, they put up another one, it gets taken down too ... and this is actually a pretty fun game now | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Christmas from notthebee.com

You can now buy someone else's face to wear as a mask | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/news from notthebee.com

Seattle is considering making it legal to steal, as long as you're poor and plan on selling the items. Wait, what? | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/collapse from notthebee.com

Um. One of the largest medical systems in the U.S. will NOT require its 89K employees to get the Covid vaccine due to "general uncertainty" around such a new treatment.

by Drewski to /s/VaccineSkepticism from notthebee.com

Orphan Black Lives Don't Politically Matter - Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey donated $10M to that clown who said adopting black kids is an act of white supremacy | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Democrat from notthebee.com

Apparently adopting black children is now an act of white supremacy | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Democrat from notthebee.com

Gucci is selling a $2,600 dress ...for men 😑 | Not the Bee

by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/business from notthebee.com

Donald Trump, worst racist ever, presents his "Platinum Plan" to pour $500 billion into black communities

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Trump2020 from notthebee.com

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey donated $10M to that clown who said adopting black kids is an act of white supremacy

by Questionable to /s/politics from notthebee.com

So here's Joe Biden saying he was elected to the Senate 180 years ago | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Democrat from notthebee.com

Watch MSNBC spoon-feed Biden a line after he has an epic brain freeze 🥶 | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Democrat from notthebee.com

Humorless Dems try to punish Michigan woman for (very funny) front yard mail-in ballot toilet joke | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/funny from notthebee.com

Super-efficient USPS delivers a letter in Michigan 100 years after it was mailed | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/USnews from notthebee.com

Libs un-ironically sharing this Babylon Bee article is the best thing on Twitter today

by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/STUPIDITY from notthebee.com

Seattle hires convicted pimp at $150K salary to advise on "alternatives to policing" | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Seattle from notthebee.com

Oh look, here's Hillary Clinton's statement after Justice Scalia died in 2016

by christnmusicreleases to /s/NotTheOnion from media.notthebee.com

Obama's tweets from 4 years ago come back to haunt him | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

Whoopsie! Maskless Joe Biden and Anderson Cooper caught breaking strict social distancing rules during CNN town hall commercial break | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Coronavirus from notthebee.com

Video: Extremely high-energy lib freakout over RBG's death | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/ProLife from notthebee.com

Trump just got nominated for ANOTHER Nobel Peace Prize

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Trump2020 from notthebee.com

While law enforcement fights child exploitation, Netflix streams it into your home: "Cuties" is worse than anyone imagined | Not the Bee

by christnmusicreleases to /s/NotTheOnion from notthebee.com

L.A. County health director says they won't reopen schools "until after the election" 🧐

by christnmusicreleases to /s/Coronavirus from notthebee.com

Watch this lady on an airplane go on an insane rant about "white privilege" because the flight attendant needed to get around her #RacismLivesMatter

by christnmusicreleases to /s/RacismLivesMatter from notthebee.com

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