I want bras to be illegal - I won't wear them just to make old men comfortable

by Phooey to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Chilling mystery as nearly 30 kids go missing from city in two weeks and cops say they’ve never seen anything like it

by PanzerDivision to /s/USnews from the-sun.com

Walgreens debuts new 'anti-theft' store and Chicago nigras hate it

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from the-sun.com

Walgreens debuts new ‘anti-theft’ store with just two aisles of touchable product – and customers hate it

by PanzerDivision to /s/USnews from the-sun.com

Hypersonic hydrogen-powered jet cuts trip from US to Australia from 17 hours to 4 and travels 5 times faster than sound

by PanzerDivision to /s/technology from the-sun.com

Donald Trump's daughter, Tiffany, seen with a bindi? According to the Hindu American Foundation, the bindi is a decoration marking the third eye, or inner eye. ~ People who open the third eye are communicating with the spirit realm, while most deny the spirit even exists.

by In-the-clouds to /s/history from the-sun.com

I refuse to wear a bra - men have nipples and aren’t shamed for it, why are we

by Phooey to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Body found in Arby's freezer in New Iberia, Louisiana as restaurant workers make horror discovery. Who the fuck eats Arby's in Louisiana?

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from the-sun.com

I’m a gym girl who happily walks around with my nipples out, I am so unbothered by the Karens who give me side eye

by Phooey to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

I’m a hot mum and never wear a bra - it’s not healthy to restrict them and so uncomfy

by Phooey to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

I’m a gym girl - people always ask me why I have my boobs out, it’s time to free the nip nops

by Phooey to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

I think we should 'free the nipples' - I don't care how big your boobs are, let them swing free

by Phooey to /s/politics from the-sun.com

I’m a country girl who ‘frees the nipple’ – people accuse me of ‘sexualizing’ horse riding but they need to grow up

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Women won't sleep with me in case I 'ruin' them with my huge penis

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

AI chatbot GPT-4 caught ‘controlling human’ in ‘first terrifying example’ of the machine’s abilities

by [deleted] to /s/Artificial_Intelligen from the-sun.com

Here we go again - Large white balloon’ seen by pilots over Honolulu, Hawaii

by [deleted] to /s/USnews from the-sun.com

Scientists inject fish with alligator DNA to create mutant creatures

by [deleted] to /s/science from the-sun.com

Adults predict they could only go without their phone and TV for just five hours, while they could manage three days without a laptop or tablet.

by [deleted] to /s/technology from the-sun.com

Shoppers blast 'frustrating’ Walmart update making it ‘impossible’ to buy

by Oyveygoyim to /s/news from the-sun.com

Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show DJ ‘dies by suicide’

by [deleted] to /s/Entertainment from the-sun.com

Mystery as Area 51 investigator says FBI & US Air Force ransacked home & seized ALL his computers in ‘humiliating’ raid

by neolib to /s/conspiracy from the-sun.com

when you're a goofy ah self-hating cringe Hapa male and your wife would rather fuck the real thing than you

by [deleted] to /s/TurboChangs from the-sun.com

King Charles reveals he's related to Dracula

by IkeConn to /s/MrTPitiesTheFool from the-sun.com

New PM says UK faces profound challenges – but vows to unify Britain even though he is ugly and has a big nose.

by IkeConn to /s/WhaleOilBeefHooked from the-sun.com

Mr. T pities the fools that think a new supersonic plane will fly from London to NY in 80 minutes

by IkeConn to /s/MrTPitiesTheFool from the-sun.com

California becomes 5th state to allow eco-friendly funerals

by iamonlyoneman to /s/environment from the-sun.com

I make $180k a year with my side hustle as a stool donor

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

Horror details emerge after dad 'forced son to eat his own POOP locked him up & set off a firecracker in his pants

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

The luscious lascivious lass is guaranteed to be PM for life if she releases the pics and especially the video of the trysts betwixt the lasses of the X-rated variety.

by Capt-Bligh to /s/politics from the-sun.com

He sucked a poxy pecker. Pictures of his poxy chin.

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from the-sun.com

Universities dish out £4million for bizarre studies into porno video games and OnlyFans

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

A lynch mob burned a suspected pedophile alive after he was accused of raping and killing a six-year-old girl

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from the-sun.com

I'm not saying we should have crowds setting pedophiles on fire for raping and killing children, I'm saying here's one time it happened recently

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Anne Heche in critical condition with 'severe burns' from fiery car crash

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from the-sun.com

Fear porn: China 'convinced it needs to hit US with Pearl Harbor-style strike' over Taiwan. Hm yes they will launch wwIII over nothing?

by iamonlyoneman to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Man, 25, dies after ‘using glue to seal his penis shut instead of a condom’

by H3v8 to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

Patient who had monkeypox & Covid at same time reveals 'weeks of misery'

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from the-sun.com

I want to split my penis in two to become a ‘black alien’ in my most shocking op yet, says Human Satan

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

I am jealous of the bird that pooped on Biden

by IkeConn to /s/LetsGoBrandon from the-sun.com

Nancy Pelosi tests positive for Covid only a day after White House visit. Let's hope for the best possible outcome.

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from the-sun.com

Mr. T has a new batch of fools to pity. Roblox unveils new humanoid avatar clothing you'll be wearing in the metaverse

by IkeConn to /s/MrTPitiesTheFool from the-sun.com

I sell multi-million dollar doomsday bunkers and Russia’s nuke threat is fueling a huge spike in demand

by OTE3 to /s/Freedom from the-sun.com

Inside life in Elon Musk's Mars colony; forced vegan diet. Fuck that shit.

by IkeConn to /s/space from the-sun.com

How a British Airways pilot was sucked out of the cockpit at 23,000ft 30 years ago - and a flight attendant caught him

by Drewski to /s/interesting from the-sun.com

Ex-Miss USA Hits the 30 wall hard, dies in 'suicide' plunge from 29th floor of NYC home

by IkeConn to /s/news from the-sun.com

Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from the-sun.com

Lake could erupt and kill MILLIONS with poison gas cloud, experts warn

by IkeConn to /s/Earth from the-sun.com

FRENCH TV personality, Grichka Bogdanoff passed away from Covid-19 complications on Tuesday, surrounded by family.

by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from the-sun.com

Inside China's HUMANZEE experiments to breed 'apemen to be sent into space'

by IkeConn to /s/ChimpOut from the-sun.com

Woman jailed for having cocaine-fuelled sex with an Alsatian

by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from the-sun.com

Bezos slammed for celebrating space trip after Amazon warehouse collapse

by IkeConn to /s/MrTPitiesTheFool from the-sun.com

Dark world of deepfakes - bogus celeb sex tapes to forging crime vids for £15

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from the-sun.com

Who is Dick Pound, member of the International Olympic Committee?

by [deleted] to /s/funny from the-sun.com

Jack Dorsey reveals why he resigned as Twitter CEO & names successor

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from the-sun.com

Who is Ray Epps? | U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky questioned Garland about a video shown from the riots that appears to show Epps advocating for people to go into the Capitol. “I'm not going to comment on an investigation that's ongoing," he said.

by Orangutan to /s/politics from the-sun.com

Epstein's Zorro Ranch had computer rooms the 'size of houses' to spy on guests

by Rob3122 to /s/conspiracy from the-sun.com

Bill Clinton in the ICU with sepsis

by IkeConn to /s/Schadenfreude from the-sun.com

A STUDENT in Italy has become an unexpected TikTok sensation after tattooing the barcode of his Covid certificate on his arm

by [deleted] to /s/Coronavirus from the-sun.com

Priest 'beaten to death by refugee jailed for torching Cathedral'

by democracy_blows to /s/news from the-sun.com

California's 'weed nuns' are on a mission to heal world with cannabis

by hennaojichan to /s/WellBeing from the-sun.com

This needs to happen at more places!

by Touchngo to /s/news from the-sun.com

Brit man broke his penis VERTICALLY (?) when it 'buckled' during sex

by hennaojichan to /s/Humor from the-sun.com

Biden mocks 2nd Amendment & says supporters 'need nukes' to take on government

by killerjavi98 to /s/news from the-sun.com

McAfee's wife warned 'authorities wanted him dead' - 3 days before 'suicide'

by aboston to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

McAfee's wife warned 'authorities wanted him dead' - 3 days before 'suicide'

by carn0ld03 to /s/USnews from the-sun.com

Biden using migrants to make 'white people the minority,' Trump appointee claims

by hdol to /s/whatever from the-sun.com

Mom, 35, dies from blood clot in brain 11 days after getting Covid vaccine

by scrubking to /s/Coronavirus from the-sun.com

Brit, 12, trafficked to Syria, raped & impregnated by jihadi 'husband'

by scrubking to /s/WorldNews from the-sun.com

Kamala mocked after she sits across room from CNN host – despite both being 'Vaccinated' - It's all a Hoax

by scrubking to /s/politics from the-sun.com

Putin fires cruise missiles in Black Sea & moves jets to ‘strangle’ Ukraine

by killerjavi98 to /s/WorldNews from the-sun.com

Amazon denies workers are forced to pee in bottles but employees show 'proof'

by scrubking to /s/corruption from the-sun.com

Disgusting islamists get Teacher ‘suspended’ from English Yorkshire school after ‘showing cartoons of Muhammed to class’ sparking protest from jihadist parents in Britbongistan

by BillionDollarEgg3 to /s/Europe from the-sun.com

Nicolas Cage marries 3rd Asian wife - 30 years younger than him

by theobserver to /s/WMAF from the-sun.com

Gorilla Glue Girl's GoFundMe LOCKED and probed for ‘fraud’ after stunt claim

by scrubking to /s/corruption from the-sun.com

Trump insurrection – Invoking 25th Amendment ‘could cause huge uprising’ and ‘armed protests before inauguration: FBI’

by swimTX to /s/news from the-sun.com

White House confusion as staff told to disregard order to pack

by c1930 to /s/news from the-sun.com

Inside far-right American 'militia networks' arming themselves for ‘Civil War’

by zdc to /s/news from the-sun.com

Man, 58, charged with murder after cops find body of his missing wife, 29, stuffed in freezer at his work

by theobserver to /s/WMAF from the-sun.com

Four people arrested for INTENTIONALLY starting blazes as Democrats blame Climate Change

by scrubking to /s/ClimateSkeptics from the-sun.com

Erect willy to appear on UK TV for the first time tonight on Channel 4 documentary "Me & My Penis"

by Sw0rdofDam0cles to /s/England from the-sun.com

Mariah Carey’s sister suing their mum for 'sexually abusing her as a child' in Satanic Rituals

by scrubking to /s/WorldNews from the-sun.com

Bill de Blasio says anyone who tries to swim at a NYC beach will be ‘taken right out of the water’ and fences may go up

by lady5 to /s/news from the-sun.com

Shock moment passenger is ‘dragged off Philadelphia bus by 10 cops for not wearing a face mask’

by dcjogger to /s/news from the-sun.com