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[–]Themagicalmidget 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Pissing my bed drunk so hard when I was 16 that it seeped partially through to the other side. My mom found me lying face down naked and coverd in my own piss. She was not happy. That's what drinking 3 liters of shitty Franzia box wine does to you though. The only more harsh poisen is mad dog 20/20 in my experience.

[–]Pissoutmyass[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mad Dog 2020, Franzia, and Steel Reserve is peak redneck and or guetto tier.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I will write a book. Most def. :) The most embarrassing one happened probably in a psych ward:

I had a severe and very hurtful combination of medication interaction problems, because they couldn't diagnose me correctly.

E.g. : I spoke in tongues, nobody could possibly understand, even though they tried really hard to understand me. + Voices i saw (literally like comic speechbubbles on real or imagined people), dissociations, different minds in one head, etc. (... more secrets on this i won't share)

Physical symptoms were very disgusting, i didn't even know my body contains this many kinds of different fluids beforehand.

Other ppl. gain weight on these medications, i lost a lot of weight in this time and i'm quite sure it was not water for most parts.

It felt like my brain was running on ten times the usual rpms, but almost no harm was done there, thankfully. I believe this one, because i developed a good feeling for reading mri's after this time in the ward.

( There is no definition till today, for the "problem" i invisibly carry...)

I regard this like my passive nervous system going complete madman on me for them forcing this abstruse (i was not that into medication at this time) combination of three big chemical wrenches into my system.

I had hallucinations in all senses in this one a whole very dark and thundery night long (and going on becoming weaker and weaker for another week...), i am honestly unable to describe but i am profiting till today from them.

LSD is like a tiny, weak M & M compared to the experiences i had in this time and i don't regret it. Anyway: i'd deny to do it again.

But i learned and finally accepted that the only one able to really "heal" me, am i myself.

Since this time i got legal access to a really nice (and waaaay to big AND there is my girlfriend :) ) selection of medications, which i try to put into my system as seldom, as i possibly can. The truth is, i am (almost) free of medications and drugs in my life since then.

[–]Antifa 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Doing a spoon of coke right before meeting my new GFs brother.

I Forgot to wipe, and she forgot to mention her parents had made a surprise visit with about half the family. So there I am introducing myself to the whole family. Nose liberally sprinkled thinking I'm charming the fuck out of these people with there big ol' smiles.

We didn't last much longer.

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Cool.