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[–]Retardation_station 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

How about, "I'd prefer a little foreplay before you use me again. UwU"

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Feel free to put in a pull request to improve this messaging

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Genius. Too fkn much genius to not LOL in all sarcasm i have on me at this time.

[–]package 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

if you’re seeing this message there is a very good chance that you are a loser with no life who spends every waking moment trying to win internet arguments. Do the world a favor

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's not rude. Also, showing the time and not eating your message is extremely not-rude. I will allow it.