Have you been vaccinated?

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I got one vaccine once. I was very young, maybe 2 years old? After it very nearly killed me, the doc told my mom: "If he ever gets another vaccine, he is dead. NEVER. VACCINATE. HIM. AGAIN."

So... No.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is one of my problems with vaccine mandates: some people are allergic to them!

[–]forscher[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I can feel that. You don't know HOW i can feel this.

Your system seems to be alot like mine.

[–]mahavishnunj 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

i identify as vaccinated

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

So you really need sme to get a subpeona on your medical records ?

For which you'd like to got to jail ? Like 10-15 years?

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

will my past STDs show up on that?

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Full blood panel...

I mean like i'm no M.D, but i was married to two. I'm only into chemistry. But if I look for something, i'm very sure the medical professionals have a special color for that in every blood panel. Like in your case: I'm quite sure your expose from the median of people is colored in pink.

[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No. Not for covid. I object to it mostly on principle. They have no right to push it on people like they are. The government has become extremely corrupt and we need to stand up to it. Things will only continue getting worse if we keep accepting thier tyrannical dictates.

[–]iDontShift 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

walked away from big pharma 20 years ago and have gotten healthier since (so no)

FUCK BIG PHARMA

trauma care is good

[–]forscher[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (22 children)

Full disclosure: I haven't. Three times infected. Three times no symptoms. So why expose myself to another risk ?

But i'm a special case, i'll admit.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (21 children)

how do you know you were infected then? a cheap PCR test?

[–]forscher[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (20 children)

They tested my blood. Then they did a colonoscopy. You want the truth? You'll get it.

Actually i was with a whole other case of nonphysical problems hospitalized when this happened.

So i remember it quite well.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (19 children)

hahhaa well congrats on your natural immunity.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (18 children)

Do you think a colonoscopy is fun ?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

No, I'm laughing at your humor. I'll be getting that tube up my ass soon myself.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's not so bad. The cocktail didn't put me out when I had mine, just paralyzed me. That was unpleasant because it was unexpected, but I'm not sure sedation is necessary.

Also don't know why people hate the flush so much. I had a lemon/lime flavor that tasted like shitty Gatorade. Wasn't awful.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i was born for shitty gatorade. ill let you know how it flows. i guess sometimes its your turn for date rape.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

It is not a tube. Its another guys finger.

Now i am laughing.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Ahh. The fast and clean out before hand doesn't sounds like much fun either.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

All for this . I mean like like this, you understand ?

You mostly do mostly frontend as i understand. Do you want a colonoscopy ? You ever applied for it ?

You think now : i did ?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I don't see links, but that's for the best. I will get it soon because I am getting old and don't want to get colon cancer.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

That sounds like a prostate exam, not a colonoscopy, where they send a camera up there.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But my urologist checked with his finger. I swear. They saw a cyst or something like that and after that they put the camera in there. :)

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

As long as you felt only one hand on your shoulder.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Yep, 2 astrazeneca.

I'm not getting a booster.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Ok. This is poll, thanks for your input, i don't judge.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't care about judgement.

I purposely picked the non-mRNA vaccine and had it purely to make my life easier for work and holidays.

I knew there were risks of blood clots but as it was almost only in women under 50 I figured it was also related to hormonal birth control, which I'm not on, so took my chances.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Still, thanks.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Probably, but not within the last 45 years.

[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No (not for covid)

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just the traditional US childhood vax schedule

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Ain't got health insurance, so nope! They say the Covid vaccine is free, but that's a lie, because you have to pay for "administration." Well, you don't have to pay it, but it'll go on your credit report... If I get Covid, I won't be going to the hospital either. Dying is better than living the rest of my life paying on medical bills, having to declare bankruptcy at the age of 19, and having my credit nuked.

My mom had insurance, but they didn't want to cover anything when she had an ectopic pregnancy (which caused a car wreck on top of internal bleeding), so she spent years with a horrible credit score and paying on medical bills while we could barely afford to get by. She fought them for years, and they eventually covered most of it, but not all of it (and they still send bills). Imagine what would happen without insurance...

[–]forscher[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Interesting. You ever tried to litigate on this ?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nope.

PS: I might have Covid now. Can't afford to get tested, so it might be something else.

[–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Without arguments its seems kinda hard to argue but i can feel your point.

[–]macadoum 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not for covid.

[–]Pis-dur 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep. Probably wouldn't have if I knew the damn thing was going to wear off.

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    [–]forscher[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    From the inside, maybe ?

    [–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Polio
    Measles

    [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    No

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      [–]forscher[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      OR: You could start drinking green tea. Which basically does the same but without the hassle.