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[–]Trajan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm unfamiliar with the rules of baseball so I can only speak for cricket. I believe the following would cover it:

wilfully mistreating any part of the cricket ground, equipment or implements used in the match

A warning would be issued. Sticking the bat up your arse a second time would result in five penalty runs being awarded.

https://www.lords.org/mcc/the-laws-of-cricket/players-conduct

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Probably a wrecked rectum and possibly rabies.

[–]at_finn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do it, and then tell us what happened.

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I shoved my bat up your moms ass

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A mammal bat or a ball bat?

[–]WalkingIn2Madness[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

animal but I can take a baseball bat as well.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would assume you would become somewhat constipated over time.