What would you do if you were God?

submitted by IndianaJones from self.AskSaidIt

I would give people ice cream.

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[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably another flood right now.

[–]at_finn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You are God. Everyone is God.

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This actually is way more conclusive than it sounds.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you are part of the one great intelligence try not to be the migraine.

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I don't know, but mosquitoes would be no more.

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Cosmic reset.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My laptop would have a "smite" button just for shits and giggles.