would you try human meat

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Does bitting my nails count?

[–]yelgy[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

kinda

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Yes, absolutely. I feel far better morally about killing people than animals. Also human meat would be the healthiest, as the protein would be 100% useable due to having the same essential amino acid composition

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

would you object to farming humans for meat

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Why would you need to farm humans when there are already so many Indians and Chinamen in the world?

[–]yelgy[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

what race probably has the best meat

[–]Insider 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You should probably ask Clinton and Queen Elizabeth for their opinions. They've tried every kind.

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Cambodian

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

why

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59GvPvtyXM

[–]Cass 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'd eat human meat and I'd object to farming humans. I don't understand why cannibalism is morally wrong. Murder is definitely morally wrong in almost any circumstances (I'm even against the death penalty for example). They're two separate issues.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Cannibalism generally involves murder.

[–]Cass 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because freshly dead people are hard to come by. They're still two separate issues.

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    Does eating your own flesh count?

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      [–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      when

      cooked or raw

      [–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      why

      [–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      If it's guaranteed that I won't get any diseases or other health consequences, sure, I'd try it. Thighs would probably be the first thing I'd try.

      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Pick that nose!

      [–]Sensitivead 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Well technically speaking is not illegal as long as you don't kill the fucking person

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Never. It's the reason why muslims and jews don't eat pork after all.

      [–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      because pigs are human?

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      Cute. No, it's because they smell the same while cooking. And because both of these types of subhumans were cannibals once, they forbade the consumption of pork because it would remind them of their cannibalistic ways and perhaps drive them to revive these ways, which caused a lot of trouble.

      [–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      No.

      There's a short list of circumstances where cannibalism is morally justifiable. Outside of those, it needs to be punishable by death.

      [–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      what circumstances?

      [–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Plane crash in remote area and the person is already dead. Donner party. Etc.

      [–]tmckinn7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      This yelgy fag is a stupid mother fucken attention whore...

      [–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      rope

      [–]tmckinn7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      You should try eating cock if you haven't already,that's probably where you got this stupid question

      [–]aureolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      no.