Would you accept a million dollars if each dollar was used to give your anus a paper cut?

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Fuck yes

[–]UcDat 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

so assuming ten cuts per min that would be about 69 days of non stop cutting you'd be dead before you could spend it lol.

[–]yellabit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

69 days

Nice.

[–]UcDat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

worst 69 of all time tho lol

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$1 per anal papercut? Fuck no

[–]yelgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yes

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So about $630000 after tax, piss off.