should i become a bounty hunter?

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[–]yobbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

I dunno man, do you have a badass bounty hunting catch phrase?

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

freeze kike. yelgy's here to... no don't piss yourself you need to get in my car. oh no don't start shitting no... it's yelgy bitch and i'm here to exact justice and horrific revenge. now say you're sorry.

[–]yobbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

it's as memorable as a fart in the wind

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

rope kike

[–]yobbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

That sound like a Jewish yarn salesman's name, oh hai, welcome to rooe-kike-r-us

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

didn't laugh sorry brocel

[–]yobbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

Fart in the wind bro

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

why

[–]yobbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

A catch phrase should be memorable, like 'ill be back'. Everyone remembers that shit. You could say 'bounty eliminated' or something badass

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

kike roped.

[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Maybe. What would be your weapon of choice?

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

morningstar

[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

How will you prove you got the bounty if they mushed up to a pulp with a Morningstar? Could be any old mush.

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

dna

[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Seems overly complicated and expensive doing all these DNA tests. Could just catch your Bounty's with a trap or by removing their feet.

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

no fun

[–]yobbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'd go crossbow in they ass

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

good one

[–]yamomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Feet chopping is more fun, try running now fucker!

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

passive but you have a point

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

also the mace, not the flail