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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This might surprise you, but WD-40 will remove it. Petroleum distillate spray.

[–]antisocial 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This question needs context for our entertainment.

[–]GeorgeCarlin 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A lighter should do fine. Or any lye is fine in dissolving fats, if I remember correctly.

What is petroleum jelly doing in your underwear ?

[–]detarame 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just don't be a faggot and you won't need to ask these kinds of questions. Trust me, it works!

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you tried washing it?

[–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

None of you butter your balls?

[–]GeorgeCarlin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Before you slow-roast them ?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

With your mouth.

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vaseline is a petroleum based oil. Oils are easily dissolved with solvents. Try lighter fluid or rubbing alcohol.

Warning: Wash thoroughly by hand with water and soap after wards, many times, before laundering. Solvents tend to catch fire in the dryer.