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[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oh golly, you have gender dysphoria? How transphobic! You should know gender is a social construct, sweaty. You can't have dysphoria over something you can change on a whim. And you of course believe that you can, right?

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I have been thinking about becoming transgendered, just so I can pee in the ladies room.

I hear they have a couch in there.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You can piss on the couch if you want. Nobody will stop you. I've pissed on 282 couches so far.

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had to lookup the definition of gladius

That is kinda clever.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, the best part is you can just sit there and enjoy the show. You can usually sneak a peak through the stall door Crack. You literally get whatever your into from milfs to 5 year olds. The best are the 10 to 12 year olds, they are at peak hormone production and that puts out a lot of pheromones for you to enjoy. Just thinking about what they are doing in the next stall gets my lady dick hard.

[–]chickenz 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I use the ladies restroom, I will enjoy standing in front of the sink and tossing my bag in the sink to soak in some warm soapy water.. I like to toss a couple of waterproof vibrators in the water to get some wave action going.. .. and I like to bring along my handy dandy automotive carpet shampooer so I can scrub down my my GLADIUS until it sparkles and shines.. I will finish up by slowly blow drying, which can take up to twenty minutes, mostly because I enjoy the hot air blower so much.

Of course, I will want to bring along a nice jam box so I can play "barbie girl", because I enjoy my music.

BTW, if I forgot to mention it, I have always had a sort of crush on Stephanie.. from the video below.. now let me present you with a plot twist.. let's say we get advanced in the production of robots/sex bots.. would it be a crime if I, as a senior gentleman, purchased one that looked like and is the same age as Stephanie in the following video? Cuz me and Stephanie are going to Walmart and then she and I would enjoy a late lunch at the IHOP.

https://youtu.be/lL57Q_6HnHg

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

UGH 🙄🙄🙄

Could you???? like, STOP?????? using the word "e*by"???? 🤬😡🤬😡

It's infantilizing to the non binary folx, especially the ones who are transmasc. It triggers our disphoria.😔

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Make a long, incoherent Twitter rant. And be certain to add in "literally shaking rn" at some point.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think the concept of incoherencey is inherently inclined to cause inumerable amounts of under privileged folx to suffer. If we dont abolish the concept of being "coherent" then how long will it take until the incoherent are unable to be understood?. If that happens we can never create a grand utopia where we have love and freedom for all with security of the gay race and a future for trans babies.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. Logic and consistency are racist, patriarchal, and transphobic.

[–]ruqqer 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, the thing is, most people don't hate you, they just don't care. They are busy with their lives and they totally don't need you. If you wanted their attention or acceptance, you should have found a way to make yourself interesting to them (like mastering a cool skill or becoming an expert in something).

Instead you did something that attracted attention of trolls (who are you kidding, you are a troll yourself :D), so you kinda reap what you sow.

[–]Masterblaster 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They hate you because you are strong. Just keep injecting hormones. That shrinks the patriarchy, as well as that symbol of patriarchal power- your testicles.