I was playing with my pocket rocket and got a bit excited... one minute i was deftly maneuvering it into and out of my anus and the next i felt this intense sucking sensation before it shot into my asshole and lodged it self against my prostate. Now this isnt the first time this has happened. Hell its not even the only toy up there. But the problem is i had it on the extra strong vibrate setting with brand new lithium batteries. The vibrating keeps causing me to bust fast nuts but thats not nearly as bad as the fact the things warning lable said to only use it in short 10 minute bursts because the battery would over heat and explode. Im scared my mom will be back from work soon and i dont know how to explain this too her?. Im too emberassed to go to the er. Should i try lubing it up with butter?
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