If a person with a vagina queefs in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make sound?

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[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Only if you are a queer. They hear everything even the stuff they don't hear. It's just their way.

[–]Saiditartha[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Ahh, you are very wise in the way of the eight-fold path young padawan

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yea well about that. I saw Star Wars first run back in High School with little Connie. Blue eyes, killer body, and a talented mouth. I got my first blow job May 27, 1977. My sabre lasered and she took it like a champ. She knew how to finish the job.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is the vagina fashioned from a formerly exterior man-holster, AKA inverted penis-skin?

I'm not sure if they make noises, but I've heard they stink.

[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If a person with a vagina is in the woods and there's no Subaru Forester then that means it's a ghost and you should run halfway into the forest until you start running out.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

No, it never happened

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Why ? Do you assume degenerates hear with their genitals ?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    What queef means?

    [–]DJBadSwagger 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Vagina fart caused be a build up of excessive cum usually only occurs to women you fuck Atleast 3 different dudes a week

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Ah, finally someone explained, thank you very much. Well, that's sounds quite gross and hilarious.