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[–]Melodic_Programmer 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Avoid her at all costs, die of shame.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I did this once, and she's like "that's okay someone else did the same thing today, but he was 5." Ooooooof

[–]Melodic_Programmer 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

When we were kids, my sister got really excited about my mom being pregnant and finally happily asked her about it. Needless to say...

[–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"Are you sure? 🤔"

[–]Anman 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Tell her to lose some weight and people wont mistake her for being pregnant.

Shaming needs to make a comeback otherwise people will never feel bad about being fat pieces of shit.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Say you got her mixed up with someone else you know who actually is pregnant.

And don't try to make a joke of it.

[–]chottohen 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Do not say anything until you see an actual baby coming out of her body.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And even then it’s best to stay silent.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Blame someone else. Betty from Finance said...

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I did that once. She was just fat.

[–]jerkwad152 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If she's that fat, she brought it on herself. XD

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My mother did this to one of their couple friends when I was growing up. I think they avoided each other after that.

To be to safe, always assume they're just fat.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Would it be worse to assume they're not pregnant?

Edit: "You're not pregnant are you, bish?"