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[–]HongKongPhooey 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (17 children)

Hong Kong Phooey!!!

[–]LordoftheFlies 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I think this vote is biased.

[–]HibikiBlack 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's right, the game is rigged!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Broney!!! 🙏😎

[–]HongKongPhooey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You are definitely 2nd coolest after me tho 😉

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

High 5, fellow cool bro ✋

[–]IndianaJones 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

AGREED

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Broney!!! 🙏😎

[–][deleted]  (8 children)

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    We get it, you swipe right....A lot.

    [–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

    Hahaha, fag

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

      You and Jason are the only people who ever bring up family in your personal attacks.

      You're a scumbag, faggot.

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        [–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

        It was suggested just a few hours I abuse you instead of people I care about. It's tempting, but you seem unworthy to receive the sacrament of my hatred.

        Pay attention, because you're about to lose quite a bit.

        Socks, I don't have much to lose personally, and if you hurt the people I care about, you better hope I don't figure out who you are, because I'd be contemplating removing your entire genetic line from existence.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          Didn't read, too early for your bullshit.

          [–]package 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (7 children)

          [–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

          Hey Man, I think if you spent a weekend with me, you'd have a pretty good time and would change your opinion. That's only if you wear clean clothes, can talk to people in public, and aren't afraid of girls.

          The fact that I offend you, or whatever your misguided emotion is, in some weird way makes me happy.

          Edit: Man you got me. I thoroughly feel stupid. Great Job.

          [–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

          The joke is that the link redirects to whatever profile you're logged into, so he's not actually making fun of you specifically.

          I do like this comment of yours though. I screenshotted it a while ago for my own personal growth.

          [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

          Hahaha so you mean when YOU click the link, it shows YOUR profile, sorry had a long one last night? Sorry, I know nothing of internet forum tricks.

          Yeah words to live by and thank you! I do say something intelligent every once in a while in between all the dark humor and jokes.

          [–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Correct! Haha, it's all good

          [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

          ^

          [–]Melodic_Programmer 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          Hey, someone certifiably cool once said I was a cool kid here.

          [–]David_Allen_Cope1 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

          I nominate /u/IndianaJones

          [–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

          seconded

          [–]IndianaJones 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

          That makes me feel important..........

          [–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

          😘

          [–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          I love you so much daddy ❤️ xoxo

          [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

          ^

          [–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

          EVERYONE

          🤘🤓🤘

          [–]BISH 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

          [–]JackBoot 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

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          [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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            [–]MightyMorphinFaggot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

            He hates russians so hard it's painful to take him seriously about anything.

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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              [–]MightyMorphinFaggot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

              It's odd that every post he makes seems to have 5 upvotes.

              Kind of like your post.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]MightyMorphinFaggot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                I'm not paranoid, I just like arguing.

                It builds up my brain defenses.

                You dig.

                [–][deleted] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

                My fav is Musky 🤓👍

                [–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                Musky is pretty cool. Plus, he posts photos of his tobacco, chilies, cat, and hands, so that's neat.

                [–]BISH 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

                [–]JackBoot 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

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                [–]HibikiBlack 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                My vote would go to /u/FuckYourMom, /u/HongKongPhooey, /u/Musky, /u/Gravi and special nomination to /u/Shill-For-Freedom and /u/Magnora7 for being the fathers of the site.

                [–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                Not gonna be a douche and nominate myself like the others (even though it clearly is me 😎) so shout out to u/Insider for being gigabased and high IQ.

                [–]Melodic_Programmer 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

                [–]IndianaJones 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

                [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                🤘

                [–]Countach_3D 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                /u/magnora7, no question.

                [–]Dragonerne 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

                /u/send_nasty_stuff is obviously the coolest

                [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                Probably a Zionist

                [–]send_nasty_stuff 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                Thanks Dragonerne!

                [–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

                Here's my list of cool people. Some users that haven't been mentioned yet are /u/zyxzevn, /u/drewski, /u/TheRealPanzer.

                But the coolest user is me.

                [–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                [–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                [–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                /u/EndlessSunflowers, /u/Orangutan, /u/Jesus.

                I'm breaking up my list into multiple posts because I want them all to see this in their inbox.

                [–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                [–]JeromeJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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                😎

                [–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

                Zom don't be a stupid infidel

                [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                That's it, say my name 😎 oh yeah

                [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                  [–]Musky 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

                  Can I come over for a beer anyways? Diminishing standards and all.

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                    🍻

                    [–]jumba_jukiba 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

                    Aren't you just my nomination for coolest user? Couldn't we probably forget your regularly getting signal-boosted on here for a moment? Couldn't I hope that you maybe have a reasonable and unbiased opinion on Havana Syndrome?

                    [–]Melodic_Programmer 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

                    Couldn't weegs be nominated if he stopped annoying the shit out of everyone?

                    [–]jumba_jukiba 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

                    Wouldn't it be silly for me to respond to incentives? Isn't that just how I end up a wagie like Airbus320 is trying to make me do?

                    [–]Melodic_Programmer 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

                    If you have a point to make, wouldn't it be better made without resorting to gimmicky bullshit that make people want to strangle you?

                    [–]jumba_jukiba 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                    Aren't I just being pretty clear about my points though?

                    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                    You're cool too weegs 😎🤘

                    [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                    I only wage cuck 2 times a week and it's not on fat donalds

                    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                    That sounded like an invitation! See you soon then 🍻

                    [–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                    Me