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[–]noshore4me 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Trick question. There is nothing desirable about any of us users here.

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Whoever has Weegs' money?

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[–]BISH 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit?

Probably /u/Schwarzenigga (AKA socks).

Not for any desirable traits. None such exist.

However, I suspect he's severely hated, and people may want to capture and eliminate this individual.

Personally, I wouldn't ever consider this option.
That scumbag isn't worth the trouble, and no one believes his slapstick idiocy. He's useless.

Conversely, I suspect he may have taken enough jabs to rid us all of his foolishness.

I'm not hoping for this, but I wouldn't complain if it happened.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

capture

Ooh do me next please 😏 Not really looking for sex or slaving though, I just wanna be tied up in the basement or closet and kept there 🪢

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Ooh do me next please

Stick close to socks, and you may get your request.

Not really looking for sex or slaving though

Socks may try to jab you, but not sexually. He's a feckless eunuch.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Oh that's an even worse jab, no thanks to that. I've never heard of socks capturing people before though.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Socks has a captivating aspect to his persona.

You have to stare for a moment. It's like witnessing a grisly motorcycle accident.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean captured as in being kept tied up in someone's basement.

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Hongkongphooey, Smokey, or IndianaJones

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

That makes me feel good

[–]Melodic_Programmer 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

For real, come to America, chicks will find your accent so sexy.

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks mom

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Go forth and slay poon, poonslayer.

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks dad

[–]elchupacabra 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I like it when he replies "Mm" to me.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

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Mm

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[–]BISH 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Some stupid /u/BISH.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Irl it's probably me. Ironically because I'm the one person who doesn't want that (well unless they're going to kidnap me and tie me up in their house, but that's obviously not gonna happen).

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

that's obviously not gonna happen

Christmas is coming up, you never know. What's your home address?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Okay I'm not that desperate. Feel free to rp with me though, if you want.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

How do you feel about whipping, you're rather disobedient.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. And how am I supposed to be disobedient when I can't move and can't use my hands, and am probably gagged?

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

well unless they're going to kidnap me and tie me up in their house,

Man, you'll do anything to live rent-free, won't you?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's not why I want that to happen