Convince me to atheism

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[–]Drewski 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

That's why I'm agnostic; athiesm is a faith of it's own.

[–]Hel 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Does it take faith to not believe there is an undetectable pink elephant following you around? Sure there COULD be, but it’s a rather silly idea as is an omnipotent being we have no evidence for.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The big bang is sillier

[–]PIPESOCKS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I've seen a miracle happen. I've also seen demons. And last but not least yes there are aliens and they are invisible.

The Jewish people are God's chosen people.

Video: goodnight Mr bean

https://youtu.be/JcpqQm4bkeQ

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

are the demons hot

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not that kind of demon lol

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Aliens" are just demons appearing to you as aliens. If there are real aliens they are biological organisms, and they haven't made contact with earth before.

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Legit. If someone is so torn on christianity and atheism, why not this one? This one works perfectly!

[–]ugbucket 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Agnostics are atheist

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Agnostics simply don't know, which is why it's literally called a-knowstic. Atheists are sure there is no god, which is logically impossible.

[–]ugbucket 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Atheist by definition means No Belief in God. Agnostic is an adjective to describe whether you have the KNOWLEDGE or not, it says nothing about your BELIEF

[–]Evola 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Atheism is hard to argue for really, it's just an excuse for people to shove stuff up their buts.

[–]legly 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

you go to science hell if you dont

[–]Raindeer 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You first must convince yourself... And then Autism will present itself to you. oops

[–]loves2smootch 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Instead of seeking (or not) to be atheist you should be antisemitic. That will resolve your internal religious conflict and explain what you are looking for.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I knew someone would say this.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because you're not that special

[–]icedream 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or maybe Open-Atheism?