How to get mad pussy?

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[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Promise to spend the day at the mall with it, and then cancel at the last moment. Extra points if it's because you're going fishing with your buddies.

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oooh, that pussy's hair will stand up and it will hiss at you for that!🤣🤣🤣

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By getting mad money

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Women like strong men, not weak simpering faggots. Oh, and stick to your own race, whatever it is.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Google Youtube for PUA videos. Pick Up Artists. They will tell you how to pick up women.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Spray your cat with water?

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[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

sex is so overrated, i want to puke at your statement as a means to direct your life

instead of focusing on sex, focus on finding a partner to enjoy your life with, and the sex will follow

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He doesn't have to focus on finding a partner.

Little monobrow Meena with the clubfoot from his grandma's village already has her plane ticket booked by his dad.

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wear sun glasses and cologne and walk like you have really big balls. Shove a sock in the front of your boxers. Swear a lot when you talk. Grab women by the pussy when you meet

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Be good looking, well groomed, in decent shape, and have a good personality. Be friendly and not creepy. Be quick with a joke and an open smile. Have friends. Have interests and hobbies. Get talented at something entertaining, art or music. Be knowledgeable and interesting to talk to. Read some books. Be humble but also self confident.

Be a good listener. When men complain about a problem, they usually want and will accept advice. Women often just want to vent and don't want any advice, just understanding and sympathy.

You don't need to do all of these things, but a combination will get you far. I've seen plenty of fat or ugly guys slay pussy because they are really outgoing, funny, and self confident.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you tried this?

https://imgur.com/a/pW4ev7D

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

snacks in the crevices