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I'm trying to get laid. Any tips?
submitted 1 year ago by sneako from self.AskSaidIt
I want to bang mad pussy bro
[–]brimshae 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Don't fuckin' ask me, I'm married. I don't remember anymore.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Get money. Women cost money.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Pre-game: Good hygiene and a healthy appearance. Go to the gym and keep your teeth nice. As long as you don't dress like a complete clown it should be okay. Just keep it simple so you don't have to think too much, like a wife beater and some basketball shorts. I still get bitches in a tank top even though I have scrawny noodle arms.
Actual game: Tons of confidence. Also make friends with a gay guy since they have a lot of girl friends my experience is that they think being your wingman is fun.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
As in one night stands or relationships? If it's the latter, you might want to build attraction and seem more attractive to women, and then you'd want to practice communication, and small talking. I'm not too familiar with the former, however.
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