How much pussy you get today my niggas?

submitted by sneako from self.AskSaidIt

I got mad asian pussy

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[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'd be mad, too, if I got short-changed.

[–]being-poisoned 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

4 pussy units. Cuz I looked in the mirror.

[–]legly 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

imagine getting duped by Big Glasses. myopia is a fucking myth dude. it's not even a real word. i swear to god dude people nowadays. just look at the sun. sun heals all

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

all of the good stuff. get mogged curry. i saved the indians for you

[–]scornedandsedated 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The first thing I do when I get action is to announce it to strangers on the internet.