If I walked up to you and slapped yo gurl's ass wyd?

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Spritz her with Lysol

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd bravely stand between you and her so that she doesn't kick the living shit out of you.

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Did you forget about talking about the 20 niggers you'd have with you which is the only way pussies like you have the balls to pull niggerish shit like "DAT?" Now ask me again why i need a 30 round magazine.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

you need to calm tf down, sir

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shutta you mouff !!

[–]scornedandsedated 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would wonder what you were doing in my crawlspace.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a girl but if somebody did this to me next to my current man --I feel bad for him, son