Whats the best detergent to get vaseline stains out of underwear?

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[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm, I see you farted after sex.

[–]neolib 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

"L" -> "i"

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[–]Megatron95 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

OMG! We've been bamboozled!

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤔😯

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.thespruce.com/remove-ointment-stains-from-clothes-2146976

Happy? I have to delete my browsing history now.

[–]Fertilizer 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You could have avoided this by using a water-based lube. 💦

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Keep trying, Ed.

[–]BlSH 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I got half a box of finger condoms, a bucket of boy butter and some strong laxatives, you wanna come party on my boat?

[–]Musk 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're welcome on my boat. Plenty of boys there....

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

WD-40 works on oil based stains.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’m surprised you even wear underwear at all, you dirty whore!

What fabric is it?