Do you guys also eat your own boogers?

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Technically yes, we all do. Mucous drains from the sinuses down the back of your throat

[–]CanWhat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

What!!!

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This one time, I was taking a warm bath and got a little too relaxed and did a diarrhea. I said "Listen here anal sex demon! I REBUKE you!! In the name of JESUS!!" And the poo shot right back up my ass leaving the bathwater clean. It was a miracle.

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Holy shitstain, batman! Do you think I can shoot my poo slide right back up there too? What other words of seduction can I mutter to my asshole to induce such a powerful reaction? Should I offer to wipe my snot down there?

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Have you accepted Jesus as your lover and savior? Thats step 1

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Our father, who snot in heaven,

Hallowed be thy hanky, thy will be stanky

Boogers here as they are in heaven

Thy boogers come

Amen

🙏

[–]CanWhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!

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Did you know Jesus has PERFECT BODY! And he is willing ravish you with it if you can remain pure and save yourself for him

[–]CanWhat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Whuuuuuut? 🙏💦

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Is it normal to rub them on my gums and suck out all the juicy goodness?

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If you think thats good, just wait til you discover sticking a finger up your butt!

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes I pick my boogers and then rub them on my butthole before eating them, it really adds extra flavour!

[–]EdWHYner 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Butt why?

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    [–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Boogers are mucus. Your stomach secretes a mucus layer to protect it from stomach acid. You are producing it as we speak.

    [–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    How cute. You made this alt just to post this tripe.

    [–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I knew a girl in college that ate her boogers. She is an MD now.

    [–]Gaslov 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    So you finally find a place where you can talk openly about any idea or opinion and this is what you decide to do with it?

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    They are probiotics