Hey brocels, I've been taking the red pill every night, but I just keep waking up groggy with a sore butthole and a funny taste in my mouth. Do you think I'm buying the wrong brand of Tussin?

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Baby.. what we have trancends red pills. yoour getting the mushroom headed beige pill. And its one you can take orally or as a suppository.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's not a convincing airbus unless you are calling people out

[–]SuqMadiq 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's Airbus. He stopped using his other account 2 days ago because he transitioned to a woman.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know, but i took 3 dumps in the morning today.