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how would you handle this?
submitted 1 year ago by Adventurous_Ad6212 from self.AskSaidIt
My girlfriend is up to her usual shenanigans. I went to sit in my chair for dinner and as I sat down I felt somthing slip between my cheeks and deep inside my rectum. I at first I was really confused and annoyed since I kept calling my girlfriend to cum for dinner. It wasnt until I heard her incredibly baritone and feminine moans from behind me that I realized in my horror that she had gone and cut the bottom out and crab walked her shenis right underneath so she would impale my boi pussi when I sat down. I feel violated but I realize as a cis man I need to give in to the superior trans individuals. Or else I risk persisting the literal genocide on queer people and the murder of trans ideology. I must keep my mouth shut unless im sucking my girlfriend off for dessert so that I can secure the existence of the gay race and a future for trans babies.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Yes.
You gotta whip out your dick and show her who the real man is, slap her across the face with it a few times
[–]TheMaharishi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
In the 60s governments sterilized retards. Then they caught a lot of flak for it. So now they make retards think they belong to the other gender. So they'll do it to themselves while being cheered on by plebs.
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