Why did Hitler not get a hotter wife?

submitted by sneako from self.AskSaidIt

man she was an ugly bitch. he was the king of all white people for twenty years could have at least fucked a hot model or something

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[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

And she had a big blemish on the side of her head not long after they got married. :D

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I thought she took cyanide

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but I think he capped her afterwards to make sure the job was done. I could be wrong about that, though.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just thinking about some of his policies and choices, I'm not sure... And I might be going out on a limb here... But I'm not sure he was the best judge of character.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She liked his paintings.

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He stuck with Tinder matches.

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

she wasnt supposed to be someone who outshone him - mentally certainly, she wasnt ugly

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nazis can't be picky, especially short ones.

[–]gosso920 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He needed a "beard" to hide his homosexuality. Eva was the lowest bidder.