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How do I remove a large vegetable from inside my rectum?
submitted 11 months ago by Gravi_ from self.AskSaidIt
I don't want to go to the hospital.
[–]boston_blackie 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Use a Veg-O-Matic. It slices, dices, and even makes Julian fries!
[–]wristaction 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Bunny rabbits.
[–]GuyWhite 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Swallow a lit firecracker.
[–]detty 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Take your fucking meds already, Socks.
[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Did you tried switching up Mermaid Man's belt upside-down from M to W for Wumbo?
[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Cook it.
[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Ask Socks. He's got experience.
[–]Maggotus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
You dont. Its nutrition now...
[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Put a sock in it, duh.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Vegetarianism. You're doing it wrong, faggot.
[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Bless your heart.
[–]Dontcaretoday 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Get a barbed skewer and hook the thing and drag it out
[–]Iswearbymyfloralhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Learn to live with it. Think of it as eating, but backwards.
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