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[–]boston_blackie 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Use a Veg-O-Matic. It slices, dices, and even makes Julian fries!

[–]wristaction 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Bunny rabbits.

[–]GuyWhite 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Swallow a lit firecracker.

[–]detty 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take your fucking meds already, Socks.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Did you tried switching up Mermaid Man's belt upside-down from M to W for Wumbo?

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cook it.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ask Socks. He's got experience.

[–]Maggotus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You dont. Its nutrition now...

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Put a sock in it, duh.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vegetarianism. You're doing it wrong, faggot.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bless your heart.

[–]Dontcaretoday 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Get a barbed skewer and hook the thing and drag it out

[–]Iswearbymyfloralhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Learn to live with it. Think of it as eating, but backwards.