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[–]LarrySwinger2 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (9 children)

I got socks. No, not that socks. The kind that's meant to be used as a cum receptacle. I guess that still doesn't distinguish them.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I actually asked for socks this year

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And you didn't get any?

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yep

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That socks. LOL! Get it?? Socks.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Are they fancy wool socks?

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I actually did get wool socks. Also a board game, a book, and a paper organizer.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh sweet! A good pair of wool socks is nice. I only have one cheap blended oair and they're still my nicest socks. What board game?

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imhotep. This is my third game with ancient Egypt as a theme. I also have Ra and Ra the Dice Game.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I too, received socks. With little Christmas pictures embroidered on the side ☺️

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Massage gun

[–]ZekeTheAnt 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Stop lying or post a picture !

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Theragun?

[–]donkeykongmaster 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

some books, candy and forza horizon 3

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I got a showerhead with a power washer setting so you can also clean the tub and/or flay off all your own skin.

I also got some soap.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Not a hint at all...

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    [–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I got a small tabletop reverse osmosis water filtering unit, an electric kettle, camping stove, and a ps5 controller so the wife and I can play local co op games. We're having a blast playing Baldur's Gate 3.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    and a ps5 controller so the wife and I can play local co op games

    You finally got it!

    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yeah I been wanting BG3 for a while and she's been wanting two controllers since the ps4.

    [–]Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I got the day off. It's also my normal day off. So, there is that.

    [–]Ludditebardd 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    A wool paddy cap.

    [–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I got a Baofeng UV-5R Two Way Radio, will be returning it.

    [–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Misery

    [–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I opted out of trading gifts with adults, but I still get presents for my sister's kids. Consequently my only gift was from a 6-year-old: A bowl made out of buttons glued together. It's pretty useless but very cheerful looking.

    [–]previouslysplosh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    @basketball stars I have been granted a day of absence. Additionally, it is my regular day of rest.

    [–]SPedigrees 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Organic fruit, cookies, and money. More stuff will arrive with my sister when she visits over New Years.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I got sick for Christmas. And booze. Booze can be medicine.

    [–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Covid

    [–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Books (nice, leatherbound editions for my collection - yes, I'm that boring), Criterion copy of del Toro's Pinocchio, a Saints mousepad, a cool, little multi-tool, a duck that looks like Picard (not sure on that one tbh), and some t-shirts - The Beths and "Bussy" (likely due to me and my kids watching that movie Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain which was hilarious).