How do I learn to troll people?

submitted by Titanic from self.AskSaidIt

Sometimes I get an asshole who tries to belittle and mock me, and I want to troll him.

How do I do this? Or is it better to just disengage?

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[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's not a skill a Jedi would teach you...

[–]Jiminy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only works on weak minds

[–]wimike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

you have to be trolled in first place

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, what about the first person to be trolled?

[–]dissidentrhetoric 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You either know how or you never will be able to learn

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I am professional internet troll. You should sign up for my workshop. It's only $100 a zoom session. And I promise you in as few as 12 sessions, you will be trolling on Ken M levels in no time!

[–]Titanic[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haha lol

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Icky, icky, icky; p'tang zoo-boing.