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[–]LarrySwinger2 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

your*

[–]PsychoTranyRedditMod 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He's gotta be troll'ing.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Am I human?

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

All-seeing and all-knowing Cloudflare in its infinite, state of the art wisdom, has seen fit to permit you to be here so like me and everyone else who is posting, you are a sufficiently close facsimile of humanity and qualify to respond- at least for a few precious minutes.

I feel unlimited gratitude to be able to benefit from technology that has been thoughtfully configured to verify every couple (4? 5?) minutes that I'm still human. Frankly I've had to worry about that vey thing and up to when the verification step was added, I needed to sprint up several flights of stairs to access a full length mirror in order to confirm that I had not lapsed into machine mode.

I have been spared countless episodes of needless exercise thanks to that service- so now I can zone out in peace; and post utter nonsense like an automated writing algorithm programmed into an AI keyboard input without the dangerous, consciousness-provoking increases in my blood pressure and heart rate- not to mention risk of injuries resulting from dangerous falls sustained on the stairs enroute to that trusty mirror.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The homunculus in my head, driving my body around from his little cockpit behind my eyes, pulling leavers, grinding gears and steering me thru my day-to-day....thanks you....

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

*?

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's... alive!

[–]Entropick 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4BLFzkfO8

Devo // Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! (FULL ALBUM)

[–]Cancelthis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

homunculuses

homunculoosers

homuncuwooses

homuncuwusses

homuncuwhoosey

[–]TheMaharishi 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck you I'll be miserable until I die a horrible death.