Women gain weight for a variety of reasons, including hormonal imbalances, body changes, natural estrogen, and so on. Men, on the other hand, have no reason to be fat. Fat men and fat women appear to have different fat. When men are fat, they are usually hard and gross, whereas when women are fat, they are soft and squishy.

When I see a fat man, all I want to do is call animal control and have them throw his loser a$$ in the ocean where he belongs with the other whales.