Straight females are willing to torture each other to death over a desirable male and the bi/lesbian community like their male friends more than each other. If we all had guns and knew how to use them, we would either fight for males (in both meanings of the phrase) or shoot each other over our own conflicts.

Now that I think about it, the most drama-free females I know are asexual regardless of their romantic orientation. They make great friends in my experience and having platonic friendships with them is even better than romance.