It’s hard that food corporations have only three meals a day to shovel corn and vegetable oil down our gullets. To solve for this, they have invented a new meal: bedtime cereal. In what can only be described as a hate crime against millennial women, they call the night cereal “self-care.”

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[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yikes, a single cup has 33% of the daily sugar limit.

Whole Grain Wheat, Rice, Cane Sugar, Whole Grain Rolled Oats, Almonds, Dried Blueberries (Blueberries, Invert Sugar, "Glycerin, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavor), Canola and or Soybean Oil, Flavor Clusters (Sugar, Corn Syrup, Degermed Corn, Cornstarch, Palm Oil, Natural Lavender and Chamomile Flavors, Cocoa (processed with alkali)(for color), Blueberry and Carrot Concentrates (for color)), Salt, Barley Malt Extract, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Tocopherols (Vitamin E) to maintain freshness, Natural Flavor.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're actually supposed to eat before bed. Well, not really eat, but put something small in your stomach. No carbs, high protein, no sugar, something to keep the belly working. Cottage cheese works well.

Not combatting or supporting the article, I didnt even read it.

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Your title makes it sound as if people have no choice on what to ingest. Why do you believe people are incapable of deciding whether or not to eat something?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How many people took the vaccine?

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There are three professions where being untruthful is the key to success: Lawyers, salespeople, and marketing. All three are hired to portray their client in the most favorable light possible, and the very best ones lie through their teeth. The worst of these three are the marketers because they have legions of psychologists and scientists trying to figure out the best way to lie to people. The average person has no chance against that. Imagine sitting down for a game of poker with Doyle Brunson, or maybe a little 1 on 1 with Shaquille O'Neal.