The CDC has patented a strain of Ebola.

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[–]Squizzel 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

can one be sued by a patent holder if you catch a dose of its intellectual property without permission?

[–]Robin[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"Unlicensed reproduction of intellectual property"? Given the legal precedents set by Monsanto in this area, all too likely :-(

[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hello Indian Farmer Suicide

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

CDC character references can be found here.

[–]proc0 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Zombie apocalypse HYPE!

[–]DrPVM 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Only just skimming this but perhaps they have patented a less harmful Ebola virus variant in order to develop vaccines with? Would make sense to me

[–]thefadd 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

oh yeah that would tons of sense, you faggot shill. fuck you. get the fuck off my lawn.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

+3 This comment made my day.

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    [–]thefadd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Words from your mother.

    My IQ is bigger than your dick.

    If you knew where I lived, you know I don’t have a lawn.

    And I don’t have an attack dog. Do you know who protects my OPP?

    P-22

    Shit on a dick, faggot.

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      [–]thefadd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Is that a threat of violence I detect? Are you having thoughts of self harm or suffering from extreme depression?

      [–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Honestly, I’ve seen his mom’s clit and it’s definitely bigger than your penis, so maybe slow down, big boi.

      [–]DrPVM 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      I didn't ask for the details of what you fucking hillbilly fuckadoos get up to in your spare time. It makes me want to puke. Keep it to yourself.

      [–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Then go ahead and puke, you tiny dick faggot.

      This the internet and I’ll return serve as I see fit.

      [–]Robin[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Or a more potent one for the same reason...?

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Good news! I was wondering when they were about to perform another round of population control. I think I'll skip my next couple of flu shots, just in case the serum gets mistakenly "contaminated" as part of a blind study.