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[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No way! A fleshlight only costs $20 to cum in and can't ruin your life in a cornucopia of ways.

I guess they are similar in how they get stretched out with use, but never fear! Top STEMcel materials scientists are working on a substance that loses no elasticity with use.

[–]iamarobot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Onaholes are superior.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

I do.

[–]FailedSpecies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

we have a cuck in the comment section. Do we allow cucks here or do we ban them?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

You mean brer?

[–]FailedSpecies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I don't know who that is, but I was referring to u/scumyaal

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

We were all a little cucked before we became regulars on braincels.

Let him be, I hope he gets the soy out of his system.

[–]scumyaal 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Brutal jfl

[–]basedaf1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

They would have too. Disagreeing while following the pyramid of debate is fine. Why you want to be a circle jerk?

[–]FailedSpecies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

because whenever we want a circle jerk on reddit we get fucking banned. there are plenty of cucked places all over the fucking internet.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE HAVE ONE JUST ONE BASED PLACE FOR US??

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

People like him weren't banned on braincels, actually.

[–]basedaf1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

because there are incels who need support that don't agree with every single incel ideology. OP literally asked a yes or no question, and you call the commenter a cuck for answering honestly? Personally I think women are more than a fleshlight as well, if that's all you think they have to offer then you are the one who doesn't belong since all your desires can be fulfilled by a whore.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Men are better at everything.

Women aren't worth two squirts of piss.

They are machines for producing children.

[–]FailedSpecies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are all whores you cuck!

Stop putting them on a pedestal

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Women are nothing more than holes.

At least with fleshlights, you pay the entrance fee once and that's it.

[–]35yoGeneticTrash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Roasties are nothing more than semi-sentient cum receptacles.

[–]hybristophilia 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They can cook and wash dishes. So they are more than that

[–]TheDogPill 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Holes are walking incubators.

[–]GreenGoblincel 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fleshlights aren't lying bullies who have simps protecting them 24/7

[–]CrackingYs 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fleshlights are designed to serve men's needs. Whereas our entire society is designed serve foid's needs.

[–]shitforbrains123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

fleshlights don't get uppity