when she's a christian

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[–]No1stupid 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Religion is just a pastiche to them. It is an “I’m better than you” card that they can pull out to statusmaxx if they aren’t Stacy. Because even if they aren’t hot, they can still claim to be a Mother Teresa (who you should be ashamed to not be as devout and holy as, OMG!! 😱)

[–]FatAutistCel 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Teehee I go out, get blackout drunk, and suck at least two dicks before going home with a complete stranger every night, but I’m still a good Christian.

[–]mrchoco4 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"though shalt sucketh thy chad's cock!" nu-christian

[–]kamarat1 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Not all christian girls are like that. I personally know one that stayed with a guy since elementary school. To get a girl like that, you'd have to fully submit to God. But yeah, most of the girls today are sodomites nowadays, it is nearly impossible to find a girl that is meek at heart

[–]curryvirgin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

All true Christian women love the meeks at heart.

[–]kamarat1 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well ofcourse. Good day to you inkwell.