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The Quantum titty Manifesto

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How nobody knows that titty means sister, yet you’re on the WorldWideWeb and have access to that information.


Manual

To digest this information in a manner suited to be absorbed into the programming of your brain and be compiled, not just interpreted, there are some initial steps to take:

  • Take a breath and keep breathing, preferably in a nice smooth constant manner.

  • When you’ve calmed down, drink some water and contemplate if you’re hydrating yourself enough (passing a kidney stone during the absorption/pre-compile phase is not recommended, it can help to stay grounded in the material reality during compilation however).

  • Only have normal background noise around: No TV, no music, no games. Just the text and the accompanying links.

  • Regarding the links to audio/video sources: If the a listened to/viewed do this so before continuing reading the text. Finnish the sentence and click, the provided external media is fully context related and not innocent in relation to this text when viewed out of context.

  • If your breathing is still smooth, constant and calm: good. Else: Buckle up:

  • Do your stretches, or yoga, before continuing further! (If you somehow don’t know how to move: move to this music)

Introduction

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Setting the stage

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The Internet 20XX AD

Fasten your seatbelt: for slowdown!

Not for whom, but How does the Bell toll?


revision by Mnemonic— view source