hello.

submitted by humancorpse from self.Introductions

i am new here. i am a "gold star" lesbian, which means that i have never never ever had sexual relations with a man. If you know what i mean. I will not date anyone if she isnt a gold star. do you know what i mean?

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[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Again?

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

is there a new user orientation or faq for using this internet service? I am usually eager to learn something new.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

can you recommend or suggest what the more popular forums are at this company? how long have you been here?

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Corpse

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

oh wow, i didnt know that this forum would be cool with cannibalism. That is cool. hey check this out. The cannibal in the video looks a bit odd, but he is a straight shooter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvhbGOZrjSA

hey, i have an appointment to see my psychiatrist later. Are you people open late?

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Man, that's like asking if the inmates are running the prison.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gotcha.

[–]forscher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Still: i welcome you.

This one could get hard on you but i respect the effort.

You own brains brought you here...