beginner gardener. sometimes part time musician. stripper.

submitted by CandyPanties from self.Introductions

Semi retired dancer, both nude and ballet and strip tease. available for small groups.

i like to grow peas and cartots.

i have been known to provide oral services for less than ten dollars.

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Skeeter's sexiest incarnation yet.

[–]CandyPanties[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

i am not religious, ok? if you want an online lapdance, it costs ya five euros.

if my mouth makes contact with your flesh, add seven euros to the tab, payable in advance.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought we were talking under $10 here.

[–]CandyPanties[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

i am sorry, your account has been closed and terminated.

no sugar for you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Wait, can't I get some booty on margin?

[–]CandyPanties[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

hey, listen up homie... i was just fucking with you..

dont start getting it in your head that i am a whipping post for some asswipe alcoholic.

stupid ass.

watch your godd damm mouth stupid ass.

[–]TheOtherSide 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Would you post a sample of your Peaches?