Noses n tabsteins
original posted Mar.11.2020
The following story is a work of fictional mythology. Any resemblance to authentic mythology is a tactic called parody, for the sake of humor. It's a story told by Judasots in their mythical book of Exclude Us. Judasots were called Zebrewlites back then, a long time ago. They have since changed their stripes. But the story begins in anxious Gypped, featuring a man named Noses (נהר עָמוּס אפים).
Noses seems to have been a Zebrewlite, which was a tribe of ohnogras staying in Gypped, the males of which were called Zenoir, the females were Zeblanc. During the night of Passover, Noses' mom floated with him across the Rio in a reed canoe. There they were picked up by Broder Control and put into Purgetory until Noses grew up.
When Noses was old enough, he had a vision to climb up Spike's Peak, there to receive the words of Doge (a nickname for Yahwtf, Lawd of the Zebrewites) which were to be inscribed on two tabs of stein, the ten scared WTFs of Yahwtf.
For your intatonement, here is my interpretation (translated from ancient Zebrew, which is now the name of a beverage made from baloney, a favorite of the Judasots).
The Ten Scared WTFs of Yahwtf (as transcribed by your author)
1 “I am the Lawd your Doge, who brought you out of the land of Gypped, out of the house of stinkage. You shall have no other doges besides Me, the one and only Yahwtf.
2 “You (my chosen stooges) shall not make for yourself a carved image, nor any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth below, nor that is in the water; you shall not bow down to those freakin' likenesses nor serve them. For I, the Lawd your Doge, am a jealous doge, visiting the iniquity of the fathers (ancestral sins) on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me, only Me and keep My Scared WTFs.
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lawd your Doge in vain, for the Lawd will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. (If you did not 'get it', that means no freakin' swearin' with Doge's name (Yahwtf) in it 'cause that's a Sin, and while I'm on the topic, you really should not say or write the Doge's name, but use a code, like YWTF).
4 “Remember the Shabbit day, to keep it in mind. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Shabbit of the Lawd. That day you shall do no work: not you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lawd made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day.
Therefore the Lawd blesses the Shabbit day and hollows it. This trick lets the Doge's Rabbits fine the hell out of any that get caught violating Shabbit.
5 “Honor your pa and your ma, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lawd your Doge is giving you. (If you did not 'get it', that means muck with your folks, and they might shorten your stay "upon the land, etc... KYTFO")
6 “You shall not kill anyone unless Doge (or Doge's Rabbits) say so.
7 “You shall not muck with females unless one of Doge's stooges sets you up for blackmail.
8 “You shall not rip off anyone except Goyim.
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless my stooges have blackballed him."
10 “You shall not muck with your neighbor's house; you shall not muck your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's, unless I tell you to, so suck it up, mamucker.”
The Grand Vizier of Gypped got freakin' tired of the trashy habits of the Zebrewlites, and eventually told their Rabbits (religious leaders) all the freakin' Zebrewlites had to GTFO of Gypped, ASAP.
Noses and his people had many trials and tribulations after that (got kicked out of many more countries, Gypped was just the first one).
Descendants of the Zebrewlites have disobeyed the sheet out of WTF #10, by mucking with their neighbors wherever they go. That's the main reason they get booted, time and time again.
Extra Creditable
Aten Bomb: Cultural Fission, Conquest (Excludus) 2018
Given all this information, we contend that these Hyksos pharaohs (aka Biblical patriarchs) were in fact Indo-European (that is, Aryan) foreigners, ethnically allied with the Hittite and Mitanni ruling classes. If so, then the central dialectic of Western civilization, based on the tension between Jewish and Christian elements, is essentially built on a massive ‘identity’ scam. The tribe of Judah, David, and Christ is not Semitic, but Aryan. The irony should set any Zionist or White Nationalist’s head spinning.
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study notes
excluded, the original
http://www.the-ten-commandments.org/the-ten-commandments.html
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=no+pyramids+in+bible%3B+exodus+out+of+arabia&t=h_&ia=web
vids on xodus
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Biblical Exodus... Fairytale or Historical Fact? (by David Rohl) 2.25 hr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEm-ovpMM5c
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