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[–]motss-pb 12 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

On a scale of 1 to 9, 1 being straight and 9 being gay, this person is

0.9999999999.....

... straight

[–]CleverUsername 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The coolest, wokest thing in the world. /s

[–]MyLongestJourney 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I did not think it was possible to sprain your synapses.

[–]hyunnahh 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

please tell me this is satire i can't

[–]GayNotQueer[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Click on the headline -- it shows the original post which 'explains' the terms:

biflexibility: being bi but flexible in its identity. most times I identify as bi but other times I’m just ply or gay. variangled: like varioriented but extended to tertiary orientations torensensual: sensual attraction to men and n-bs. trixenplatonic: platonic attraction to n-bs and women aroace: aromantic asexual omnigaybian: omnigay and omnilesbian; one’s attraction to other genders changing with one’s gender so that the individual is always gaybian cendgender: changing between eugenders and their antigenders nixpangi: pandrogyne-aligned agender genderdox: combining multigender and genderless into one, as a paradox epiceneflux: epicene genderflux; personally fluxing levels of gender neutrality/ningender, effeminacy/unmasculinity/nomingender, ambigender/femache/androgyne/liaspec, travestiness/travestigender/fingender, uingender/undifferentiated/apagender, amin/ambigue and gendernonmono/orientationgender panzerogender: paneugender × panantigender infinitrois: gender infinitivity

[–]Rosefield 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kill me

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Someone needs to discover stamp collecting. Or macrame.

Or, hell, just watching PAINT DRY would be more productive...

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mentally ill.

[–]ImNOTRobertPaulson 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What is it? It's the first sign to click away from that page and not pay a second thought to this person.

[–]Tikiri 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Answer: someone who never, ever leaves the house because xhe is too busy trying to brigade various subreddits to get them shut down, and also has an entire forum devoted to xhem on kiwifarms.

[–]candiedDagon 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very cursed. Wondering about how and why one rationalizes claiming conflicting identities all at once.