all 23 comments

[–]dramasexual 16 insightful - 8 fun16 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, she had sex with me several times

Wait, this person is a fiance and they've only had sex "several times?"

Some kind of huge lede is being buried here.

[–]jim_steak 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Today, I got into a bit of an argument with my mom, who said that my godfather wanted me to pull my pants down and show him my dick. I videotapped that, and sent the video to my fiancé so he could see how transphobic people around me tend to be.

I'm sorry, what? If members of your family are pestering you to show them your genitals, I think you have bigger problems than transphobia

All I had said was, "I have a fiancé and wouldn't show anyone else but him, that sex doesn't matter to me — only brains, and that I'm happy with my small size"

What does the size of the "penis" have to do with anything? Would she show her godfather if it was bigger? Wtf is she talking about?

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I'm sorry, what? If members of your family are pestering you to show them your genitals, I think you have bigger problems than transphobia

Yeah, wtf was that? I almost get why some people trans when they have to deal with crazy people like that.

I mean, they might be trying to match the overall insanity level..

[–]RiverSong 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I interpret it as the godfather being fully aware that, as a woman, she has no dick, and her claiming to have one is ridiculous. So he tells her to show him her "dick" because, like all the rest of us, he knows there is none. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess I didn't consider it could be a joke.

[–]verystablegenius 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this is exactly what’s going on.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 12 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 9 fun13 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Help me understand: They had sex several times when she had a small t-dick and now he (she?) the fiance breaks up with her because her (new?) dick is not large enough?

Never mind, I don't need to understand.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I think what actually happened is that she had sex with this person once, then invented an entire relationship in her head. No one is blocking their fiancé on social media.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes this makes 100% sense. Thank you for ELI5.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Uhm, your fiancé blocked you?

Dollars to donuts this girl is a stalker.

[–]Chocolatepudding 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Bloody hell that ex though! What a catch (not)

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Are we to believe her brother offed himself because the family were being "transphobic" to this anything-but-hot mess?

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In previous posts, she said he died from an epileptic seizure.

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Her body for reference.

[–]MyLongestJourney 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This person needs to see a dermatologist asap (amongst other medical specialties).

[–]Athelhilda4Questioning 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my god. Her skin looks like it’s sloughing off. What the hell is wrong with her?

[–]juoreally tired woman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lol's at her refusing to believe that high doses of hormones can cause your body to falls apart

[–]Hyperborea 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Deranged. So much of her story doesn't make sense.

[–]ShotTopic 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fiancé? "we had sex several times" "blocks me.. doesn't like small penises"

That doesn't even sound like a serious relationship let alone fiancé material.

[–]HelloMomo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How does the dead brother factor into this?

[–]Finnegan7921 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

looked at its profile. going to vomit now.

[–]Aurelius 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Their profile says they're happily married, bit what's all this? Lots of fabrication going on...

[–]justagaydude123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Penis for me, not for thee.