What was your worst date experience?

SteppenSlut · 2020-07-26T00:23:42+00:00

Tinder. First date, we went to a nice restaurant and afterward she said she’d fallen in love with me and then forcefully made out with me like a dog lapping up some spilled cereal. Then I went home and she texted me saying she was going to quit cocaine for me. Glad I gave tinder a second chance though. That’s how I met you ;)

writerlylesbian · 2020-07-26T01:16:13+00:00

Went on a date with a lesbian who seemed normal. She was quite attractive, the date went well, we agreed on a second date. Things were looking quite promising!

Then the incessant texting started. Texts at 5 in the morning. Texts sent five minutes after wanting to know why I hadn't replied to the first 5-in-the-morning text. Texts saying how in love with me she was. Texts saying she would 'figure out all my secrets' which I think was meant to be cute or sexy or something, but was oh-so-creepy. Then my favourite, "God told me we were meant to be together." There were so many red flags if I'd been a bull I wouldn't have known what to do with myself.

So I cancelled the 2nd date, said you have serious boundary issues you need to work on, good luck & goodbye. Blocked her.

Then she started calling me from a No Caller ID number so I couldn't block her, but one time she screwed up and the number actually showed up on my phone so I blocked that too, and that was an end to the whole sorry business.

I feel kinda special though. How many lesbians can say that GOD took a personal interest in their dating life.

StrictlyDykley · 2020-07-26T00:58:55+00:00

I went out to a bar that had a lesbian night, and the only way a guy could come in is if he was also gay, and with two women. They just wanted to make sure women could get in because it was a really popular, small place.

My date and I were in line and there were these two gay men who realized they wouldn’t be able to get in for their friend’s bday because they all forgot it was lesbian night, so I offered to bring one of them in with us, and his partner went with another couple of lesbians.

Anyway, my date was super angry with me once we got in and was like “I can’t believe we brought a MAN in, I didn’t know you liked MEN that much!” and was being a real frosty bitch for at least an hour. I had my friend call me and pretend her house was on fire so I could leave early. Lol.

I did not go on a second date with that crazy woman. She was a level 10 man-hater. It was hilarious.

Jaded · 2020-07-26T01:22:18+00:00

Went on a first date and I wanted to show her something on my phone. She was immediately offended and suspicious that I wouldn't just give her the password to my phone so she could unlock it herself. I told her if we were in a longterm relationship then of course I would, but that I would not provide my phone password to someone I didn't know well.

She insisted it was a "red flag" (her literal words) and that people should be open in the beginning of their relationships, and only develop "secrecy" later on. When I said I disagreed and that trust and openness were earned and deepened as a relationship developed, she insisted that that was also a "red flag" (she just kept repeating it). She then announced she couldn't be in a relationship with someone who thought like that so we could only be friends.

We hung out a couple more times platonically, but seriously bullet dodged.

whateverman · 2020-07-26T05:49:11+00:00

I went on a couple dates with this girl I met at a grocery store. She seemed nice and was cute. On the second date it became pretty apparent that she was a political lesbian. She would just not stop talking about how much she hated men. I tried to let her know I wasn't interested in talking about that and gave it one more go. Third date was also a bust and I told her it wasn't working out. She called me a bitch and we never spoke again.

starflite · 2020-07-26T18:59:27+00:00

I have a couple, but the funniest one (in hindsight) was when I went to get sushi with a girl I met on Tinder. Let's call her Katie, because that was her name. Katie arrived late, and we sat down and she immediately ordered edamame. But she pronounced it "ee-da-mom" and our waitress was visibly confused. The waitress figured it out and was like "Oh, edamame, yes!" and Katie continued to mispronounce it multiple times throughout the date. I'm a vegetarian and I ordered some veggie/fried tofu sushi and this girl told me how boring it was that I didn't eat meat. I tried to get her to talk about what she was studying, what she wanted to do, etc, and she said she was majoring in Industrial Engineering and she wanted to work at Disney World so she could make ride lines more efficient. That was her life's dream. Okay then. She asked what I did and I was excited to tell her about the research lab I was working in, which was focused on microbiome research, which is essentially the study of microbial ecosystems, like within the intestines, or mouth, or vagina, etc. She said she didn't get it, and I was like "oh, which part?" And she said that's ridiculous, bacteria don't live inside people. She thought I was making it up to fuck with her. I've spoken to many people who didn't realize how complex the subject was, but I've never seen someone flat out deny that "bugs" live inside other things. She's a bit of an urban legend among my friends now.

Another time, I went on a date with a girl who didn't look ANYTHING like her pictures. I actually looked right at her several times before concluding that my date wasn't at the restaurant yet and sending her a text to let her know where I was sitting. The girl I was expecting was petite, short, with long hair, and the one that showed up was tall and heavy with short hair. I think she must have used pictures of a younger sister or something. She spent the entire date talking over me and telling me how much money she made and how she had a house in Germany. The only question she asked me all night was, "Why aren't you drinking more wine?" and really, I just wanted to leave ASAP.

Then last week I went on a date with a girl who brought her dog without telling me, and she spent more time talking to the dog than to me. I'm gonna die alone and it's gonna be so great.

pixels_and_glitches · 2020-07-26T20:26:24+00:00

I don't make a big deal about my birthday - like maybe I'll go out to eat with someone if I currently have a close friend (I'm in between close friends at the moment) or get takeout by myself or something to celebrate, but that's it, and I like it that way. And I find it kind of childish when adults make a big deal about their own birthday unless it's a milestone. There's a Patton Oswalt bit about this that I very much agree with.

A woman who I had written off as not being interested in me, and who I was not super interested in either, surprisingly asked me out for a second date on a day that happened to be my birthday and I decided to go ahead and go, not mentioning to her that it was my birthday. When we met up, she immediately started telling me about how September is her "birthday month" (my birthday is September 1st, by the by) and how her birthday was 3 weeks away (!!!) and how excited she was for it and how she basically makes the whole month of September one big celebration for herself. She also bragged about how she once forced some poor woman (that's my wording, not hers) to hang out with her for the entire day because it was that poor woman's birthday and "no one should be alone on their birthday." Somewhere in here she also had me read about 18 pages (not exaggerating) of Dragon Age lore on her phone.

And the whole time she was yammering on about her birthday, I was just cringing waiting for her to ask me when mine was and if I should lie or tell the truth, and if I told the truth would she insist on us spending the whole day together? Oddly it never came up.

We ended up becoming friends for a bit after this, though after a while, I slowly faded out because this date wound up being a good indication of her personality.

Lesbianvodkaaunt · 2020-07-26T17:21:17+00:00

Summer after I graduated high school, I had been talking to this girl from school on and off, and we had been on one or two dates. It wasn’t exactly a date but we were out with a group of friends at an open mic night, at a local coffee shop. A bunch of people sing songs or do poetry or whatever. My dates ex, who she had a rough break up with was there. My ex was also there, yikes. My dates ex starts reading some poems and then she says “This one’s about my ex” she points to her and goes “Hi (girl’s name)”. Apparently she read this poem earlier too, and just decided to read it again for us so we could hear it. As it turns out, my dates coworker was there. Her friend, a lesbian, noticed my date because she was pointed out, so she comes and introduces herself and gives my date her number. Not that weird, right? Wrong. This girl has the exact same name as me, same hair color, same hobbies, and oddly enough we have relatively similar chronic illnesses. It was... uncanny but the girl I was with said not to worry about her. Like a week later the new girl asked her out and she said yes... they’re still dating years later.

Being left for a girl with the same name as me is tied with one other shitty date though. I met a girl through a mutual friend. The date was boring, we hung out at some park (we were 17ish) and then we hung out in her room and watched netflix. Maybe she was expecting something else to happen but I don’t do sex on first dates. Anyway I decided not to see this girl again, and she decided it was a sign that no one would ever love her and she tried to kill herself. I felt bad for her but damn that’s not my fault.

midnight305 · 2020-07-26T12:21:07+00:00

Basically they hit me up take me to dinner then drive me out to bfe hoping to score when I already told them no , then get mad once we get there because I said no , then I never hear from them again.

Basically how all my dates go regardless of mr saying I'm not a one night stand and I dont have sex on the first date .

That was years ago I can't get anyone to meet me nowadays I always get stood up.

Haven't went on a date or anything since 2010. Be nice if I can break this boring cycle of zero dates and zero meets.

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