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[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 15 fun15 insightful - 14 fun16 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

smack the top of the doorframe. they seem to like doin that. maybe pick up some heavy stuff. carry the dog around.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Loooool. I love the doorframe bit

[–]lmaonope333 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I'd go outside shirtless

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    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Dare to dream!

    [–]yayblueberries 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

    I would interrupt/talk over every single other guy I could find, grab their butts, wolf whistle at other men, gaze at them, and everything else they do to disrespect women. I bet I would come across as obnoxious and super gay and probably piss off loads of men.

    [–]oofreesouloo 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    This is genius 😂😂😂

    [–]Astrid2448 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

    I would want a blowjob. Tbh. Then I would get my wife pregnant.

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      [–]Astrid2448 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      My wife is bisexual so if I swapped sexes I could use that perk hahaha

      [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      This makes sense to me.

      [–]SailorMoon2020 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      This. I'd get a blow job but I don't have a wife. I'd want to get many women pregnant.

      On another note, your comment below reminds me of Mystique from X-men. In the comics, she would often shape shift from female to male to have sex with her female lover-the one that's blind. Forgot her name. It was so common for Mystique to do this to her lover that when Nightcrawler appear, the fandom initially thought it was the blind woman who got pregnant. Although the creators would admit later they wanted this; however, given the time period then to push such theories away, they created a character to be an add on as Nightcrawler's dad.

      [–]oofreesouloo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      Omg the last part 🤢

      [–]Astrid2448 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      I’ve got a bi wife who wishes she could have my biological kid and I’d love to know how it feels to be inside her like that. It’d be a win-win for us!

      But alas...

      [–]oofreesouloo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      Well, good for you! 😅 I'm not bi so it's not appealing for me to think about it for sure. You don't need to care about a random person's opinion given the fact we're all different, only your wife's 😋

      [–]Astrid2448 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      Oh, I would never let her do this to me if she grew a dick either. I just fantasize about the other way around. But you’re right!

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          [–][deleted] 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          I would have sex.

          [–]RedditHatesLesbians 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          I'd lift a bunch of stuff, go on a run, test out The Manly Strength. Then probably try to get laid. Enjoy peeing standing up. Observe the differences in how I'm treated and see exactly what level of rudeness I can get away with.

          [–]Jinera 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Since theres a heat wave in my country: definitely walking around shirtless! And I would be so curious about the whole dick thing ngl.

          [–]oofreesouloo 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

          Can I choose the man as well? I would be Justin Bieber (but a single Justin Bieber, not a married one 🤣) full of women wanting me and I would get laid! 😂

          [–]blackrainbow 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          I would piss outside behind a tree obviously, jerk off and go around shirtless

          [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          I just want to experience the joy of peeing standing up while outdoors. It’s a pain to have to drive back to the barn to pee in safety.

          [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

          This thread got disgusting very quick.

          [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          If it's disgusting for me to defend what I feel is feeding into the "penis envy" trope about lesbians, and defending female only sexuality, then so be it. I'm disgusting.

          [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          You are not the one that I referred to

          [–]Innisfree 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          I'll break the rule a bit in the sense that if I were to be a man, a day wouldn't cut it. I'd like to know what fatherhood is like. I'd like to be a good dad, show them how it's done. Protect my kids and make sure they grow self-confident, encourage them to study, see them grow and get to make fun of me when I'm an old fart :).

          I can do this as a woman too, just interesting to see it from the other side.

          Edit: Ughh I just realized this must've been inspired by an episode of black mirror where the consciousness of the wife is implanted in the brain of her husband. And she gets to see what he gets up to. So yeah scratch the above, I already know what it would be like :)

          [–]Freetochoose 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          Have sex with my girlfriend in a different kind of way. And hopefully pregnant!