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[–][deleted] 29 insightful - 3 fun29 insightful - 2 fun30 insightful - 3 fun -  (15 children)

Yeah, so that’s going to be a hard pass.

I once had a women like this tell me her boyfriend doesn’t want to watch or join but he likes it when she tells him about it. I told her to stop talking to me because I wasn’t going to be a mental movie in his database for spank material.

[–][deleted] 22 insightful - 7 fun22 insightful - 6 fun23 insightful - 7 fun -  (12 children)

That’s disgusting. I wouldn’t do it because of that or on the off chance I would end up coming into contact with residual jizz. Looool

[–]yousaythosethings 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

The word “jizz” makes me viscerally uncomfortable. Ew.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, babe <3

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

She almost seemed offended that I didn’t want to sleep with her.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Even Cowgirl Shane doesn’t want to get that close to dude-thoughts lol

[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Oh fuck no! The thought of it is enough to make me want to cry in the corner of my shower while scrubbing with bleach.

[–][deleted] 17 insightful - 1 fun17 insightful - 0 fun18 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Yeah for real. Nothing grosser. Barf central. I have never, and will never, date a woman who is actively dating men. I can’t even publicly express the amount of nasty shit my bi female friends have told me their boyfriends have pulled lol

[–]just_lesbian_things 19 insightful - 5 fun19 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

My bihet friends think I'm a prude who doesn't want to talk or hear about sex. The truth is, I don't wanna hear about men having sex.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Me either.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My best friend is a man, some times I have to hear it straight from the source.

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I wish bi women would call other bi women on it

    [–]MyLongestJourney 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Cowgirl Shane

    😂

    [–]Seahorse 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Omg how creepy.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    When you’ve been around for a while you’ve seen some shit. This wasn’t even the creepiest thing that I’ve ever had to deal with.

    [–]VioletRemi 23 insightful - 12 fun23 insightful - 11 fun24 insightful - 12 fun -  (4 children)

    "I am with a man, but for orgasms I am going to women", lol.

    [–]Seahorse 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I mean who wouldn't!! Get to have the security and comfort of straight life and not have the shitty subpar sex life that comes with it 🤣

    [–]lmaonope333 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    girl should just buy a vibrator

    [–]VioletRemi 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Straight girls are so unlucky in this regard!

    [–]peaked2020 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    But then how would her boyfriend jack off? She wants him to think she's hot.

    [–][deleted] 21 insightful - 11 fun21 insightful - 10 fun22 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

    She makes tiktoks about her orgasms...?

    [–]lmaonope333 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    no boundaries

    [–]33799 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Those were certainty two sentences that I've never read before, and hope to never read again.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Loooooool. So say we all!

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      [–]MyLongestJourney 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      She does not even sound like a she.

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        [–]peaked2020 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Tell them this. I dare you.

        [–][deleted] 23 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        this is weird but it kinda reminds me of the way straight dudes hit on women.

        [–]sunzzy 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

        hol up... orgasms change your appearance???

        [–][deleted] 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

        Barf

        [–]yousaythosethings 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        Sounds like it was written by the “awesome progressive guy” trying to set this up for his girlfriend. Not that women aren’t capable of doing this, but the language is so unnatural IMO. Sounds like a man imitating a woman. Who talks like that?! I am turned WAY off from reading that.

        [–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        no its her. she owns a "fitness" blog and the prose is very similar

        [–]yousaythosethings 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

        Damn I was hoping girl had an out here but as it turns out she has no idea how to pick up women, so I guess all those youth-preserving orgasms aren’t from women. . . .

        [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        This feels fake. Either way, it's just...weird.

        [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        lol I wish it was fake that's a screenshot from my instagram dms. She found me from my lesbian TikTok account and comments weird stuff on all my posts too

        [–]peaked2020 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        She sounds like such an ass... These women always think they're so progressive but doesn't everyone just roll their eyes? I don't think a straight guy would think she's woke either... maybe hot, that's it.

        [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        She's something else... Sorry for that