Caught my son on /r/atheism again... actions have consequences. -Marty

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

this has to be satire. there's no way people are this retarded. i refuse to believe someone is willing to destroy the belongings of their child for having different religious beliefs. this has to be bait. there's no fucking way

edit: one click on the account and it says parody thank fuck lol. it almost had me because i've actually seen things like this happen to people

[–]Fuckyoucensorship 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I had my mom chuck my video games in a religious rage. It does happen.

[–]whereswhat 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

OP, do you think Marty's actions were appropriate?

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i hope not lol

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

FUCK GOD, ALL GODS, AND ALL GOVERNMENTS TOO!

The only higher power I believe in is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[–]flugegeheimen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

And I only believe in Pepe the Frog, The Holy Reincarnation of Kek.

We should handle it as real believers do. Fite me irl, you heathen.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

IRL, you know where I live, assuming you're trapped in Canada too behind closed borders. I can borrow my father and my neighbour's antique Scottish cutlasses. I have no rapiers nor pistols. I suppose fisticuffs could suffice were we in a bind. Last resort we could mud or jello wrestle.

I don't do video games, but I would love to see one featuring the FSM, Kek, and other Gods, past, present, and myth in some kind of fighting game.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Find me an honest uncorrupted organized religion or government and I'll find you an organized anarchist government.

    Let's compromise and have a minarchy?

    [–]johnnybravo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    LOL This is nice. Satire but nice. The guy is clearly trolling in his comments

    [–]Ethnosomniator 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Pagan here. I have zero problems with my children browsing atheism forums. You can learn a lot there even though their outlook is surprisingly limited in some regards. One only has to glance at some answers here.

    But mainly, I want them to appreciate and respect our traditions and beliefs because they are theirs to uphold. If we are gone, who will, if not them? Such a connection cannot be forced. Some parents may beat their kids until they finish homework, some might even micro manage their whole career (eg "battle hymn of the tiger mom"). This does not work with spirituality.