Cuddle Therapy

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[–]Mazurro 16 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

What are LGBT issues exactly? I doubt it transitioned, since it has no money, so what? Go to Sweden to fund it, come back and still be depressed, because you are still not a woman?

I don't know at this point what do they really want.

[–]Tiwaking 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mazurro 7 insightful - 2 fun - 3 hours ago What are LGBT issues exactly? I doubt it transitioned, since it has no money, so what? Go to Sweden to fund it, come back and still be depressed, because you are still not a woman?

I don't know at this point what do they really want.

It has no money and it has no brains

[–]Mazurro 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (11 children)

Cuddle therapy XDDD

Imagine needing psychiatrist and instead going to hookers.

[–]jet199 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I have a feeling a cuddle therapist is in fact a prostitute, but maybe for men who are on estrogen so can't get it up.

Probably can't claim it against tax if you say what it really is.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have a feeling a cuddle therapist is in fact a prostitute, but maybe for men who are on estrogen so can't get it up.

I read an Actual Advice Mallard meme years ago that improves on this idea.

  • When approached by a lady of the night, notify her that your soldier cannot/will not salute (injured vet, prostate cancer, AWOL, etc.).

  • Make it clear that you can't have physical sex, and that you're only interested in taking naked pictures.

  • The lady of the night won't care either way, but an under cover officer will have a difficult time going along with it.

If you go this route, then you should prudently start off with the photo shoot; before any unexpected and miraculous recovery occurs.

Also, avoid facial recognition unlocking of phone/camera, etc.
Consider verifying your photos are automatically backed up in real time, etc.

It's unlikely any officer would play chicken with naked photos of themselves on the internet. But it's not impossible.

Edit: I wouldn't dream of trying this myself.

However, I'm also not interested in seeing the police prosecute agreements between consenting adults; result in ruined lives, ended careers, etc..

I'm violently opposed to all forms of human trafficking, etc.
Violence has a place when defending the defenceless.

I pursue peace, but i'm not a pacifist.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I would pay a person to cuddle with me, no sex, if I was a rich lonely dude.

Much prefer women just doing it for free though, with sex.

[–]Mazurro 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I wouldn't because I shame sex work of any kind, but I get why it could be comforting for them.

But calling it therapy is as if eating good burger was therapy.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I understand if you don't want to answer, but do you have anyone to cuddle now?

Maybe it's just important to me and I'm the kind of person this is marketed to. Maybe though you don't know what you're missing. I'm really not sure, but it is important to me.

[–]Mazurro 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't have and most likely won't have, but that's not the case. I know that it's good and important, but as much as lack of it can cause depression, calling this therapy is just absurd.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I used to think I'd be forever alone. There's so many women out there though. A lot of them actually make your life worse than better tho.

Relevant song

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I absolutely agree with that.

However, I prefer "Where is my mind" by Pixies which is also accurate in this state.

[–]Tiwaking 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Mazurro 5 insightful - 3 fun - 3 hours ago Cuddle therapy XDDD

Imagine needing psychiatrist and instead going to hookers.

Cuddle therapy sounds absolutely pathetic. That cant be a scientifically acceptable treatment method, it must come from the pseudo-science of psychology. Whats next, Snuggle Surgery?

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tbh, entire Psychology thing has nothing to do with science itself. I only believe into psychiatric treatment.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html

I didn't know cuddle therapy was a thing people pay for but I do actually subscribe to the healing power of boobies and cuddling. Just the wife does it for free. Going rate for cuddle therapists is $80/hr.

[–]Sum_Guy 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

'TransGirlKatie' Here's another soy infused bitch of a 'man' and I use the term man lightly since these coward men are the reason we have no traditional values left in society.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Did you know that...

Exposure to the toxin mercury from environmental pollution is clinically proven to turn heterosexual birds homosexual . It disrupts their endocrine system and causes changes in testosterone and estrogen in their bodies resulting in the change in sexual orientation.

https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2010.641 https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/101203-homosexual-birds-mercury-science

Due to environmental pollution we are all being exposed to this toxin. Pollution goes up into the air and comes back down with the rain onto our crops, into our soil and into our water. It’s in all of the food we eat, even high levels in all of the baby food …

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2021/02/22/baby-food-safety-heavy-metals-investigation-column/4506277001/

It’s also known that androgen levels during pregnancy can play a part in having a gay, lesbian or transgender child . And mercury is clinically shown to affect androgen levels. Coincidental ?

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19161050/

In Ancient Greek mythology the god/celestial body and gender sign for hermaphrodites is Mercury, coincidental? …

https://info.umkc.edu/womenc/2013/06/25/what-do-our-gender-symbols-really-mean/

Other sources of mercury exposure include silver tooth fillings, cigarettes, seafood etc…

https://www.epa.gov/mercury/how-people-are-exposed-mercury

Mercury exposure is bio accumulative in the body, Meaning it builds up and stores in tissues and organs over time. It’s also proven a woman exposed to mercury will pass this toxin on to her child during pregnancy…

https://birthdefects.org/mercury/

There are no studies to date regarding whether this toxin has an influence on sexual orientation in humans but it is clinically proven to disrupt the endocrine system in humans , just like in the birds . Mercury is the second most toxic substance known to man, and is implicated in many diseases of the mind and body.

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Someone needs to tell them that countries which have state healthcare usually have good health as a requirement for entry. This is to stop work shy scroungers who only want to come to suck thousands of dollars of free healthcare and benefits out of the system without paying in, like this person. And they won't do cuddle therapy bullshit because with state healthcare things need to be proven to work up to get funding.

[–]Mazurro 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Not to mention waiting time. I have an appointment to surgeon in... 2 years. When I needed psychiatrist, waiting time for free one was a year, in which I would probably not be there anymore so.

[–]Mazurro 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And even more - people are going to healthcare which isn't free - because it's better. Nothing which is made by government works.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

scroungers

The word scrounge makes me laugh. One of the few that phonetically match the mental image.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

US citizenship costs $1 million for foreigners (half a mil for investing in a "distressed area"). Most people don't realize they couldn't afford to be a citizen here if they weren't born here.

Liberals getting scared and wanting to throw away that expensive citizenship is nothing new. There was even a time I had wanted to go to Canada after dealing with the court system. They're also too expensive to get in, but costs half what the US does.

[–]iamonlyoneman 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

  • Tr00mer
  • poor spending discipline
  • no savings
  • NEEDS cuddle therapy for $5000/yr

Sad case honestly

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When you put like that cuddle therapy seems like a great career.

I still think it's likely just a prostitute cuddling his Iimp dick though.

[–]blackpoop321 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine if that 400$ per month went into some investment portfolio... But this sub-human trash probably couldn't withstand the delayed gratification.

[–]Fitter_Happier 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I hear Mexico is lovely this time of year. So is Brazil. Join a caravan and march on down. Please.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cuddle therapy? WTF? How is this not quackery? Shouldn't it be closed down by regulatory authorities?

Boy this person is in for a big surprise when she/he/it/zimselves finds out that developed European countries are very picky about immigration from America. You'd better have a Master's, and a PhD doesn't hurt. It's only Muslims who are let in free by the millions.

And what's with the screenshot? How about a link? I'd like to see the replies and see if they're as hilarious as I assume.

[–]sproketboy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Epstein Island has vacancies.